The Best 7 Chinatown Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chinatown jokes. There are some chinatown kong jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chinatown brooklyn puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chinatown Jokes and Puns

A Jewish guy walking through Chinatown notices a jewelry shop with has a big sign that says - Abe Goldberg jewelry.

He walks in and asks to meet Abe Goldberg. A Chinese man comes out from the back and says - herro, I Abe Golber.

The Jewish guy says, you're Abe Goldberg??? How did you get that name?

The Chinese man tells how when he was at Ellis Island, the guy in line before him was Abe Goldberg. When the immigration officer asked for his name he said - **Sam Ting**

Heading to Chinatown after work...

I heard it's Erection Day.

A tourist in Chinatown sees a sign advertising "Hans Olafsen's Laundry"

He goes inside to check it out, and there's an old Asian man in the corner.
"How did this place get named 'Hans Olafsen's Laundry'?" he asks.
"It's named after me, Hans Olafsen." said the man.
"That's an unusual name for a Chinese man" observed the tourist.
"When I was in the immigration center, I followed a man named Hans Olafsen. When they asked my name, I told them 'Sam Ting'".

Chinatown joke, A tourist in Chinatown sees a sign advertising "Hans Olafsen's Laundry"

I recently went to a gym in Chinatown. When I walked into the mens' changing room...

...there were Wangs everywhere!

What did the Chinatown Bok Choys soccer team say when they lost against the Little Italy Panettones just after eating lunch?

You Dim Sum, you lose some.


Why did the guy get a ticket while driving in Chinatown?

He drove down the Wong Street.

My friend gave me a free dvd...

but it's only Chinatown.

Chinatown joke, My friend gave me a free dvd...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chinatown schoolgirls jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chinatown uptown piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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