Chinatown Jokes

A Jewish guy walking through Chinatown notices a jewelry shop with has a big sign that says - Abe Goldberg jewelry.

He walks in and asks to meet Abe Goldberg. A Chinese man comes out from the back and says - herro, I Abe Golber.
The Jewish guy says, you're Abe Goldberg??? How did you get that name?
The Chinese man tells how when he was at Ellis Island, the guy in line before him was Abe Goldberg. When the immigration officer asked for his name he said - **Sam Ting**

Heading to Chinatown after work...

I heard it's e**... Day.

A tourist in Chinatown sees a sign advertising "Hans Olafsen's Laundry"

He goes inside to check it out, and there's an old Asian man in the corner.
"How did this place get named 'Hans Olafsen's Laundry'?" he asks.
"It's named after me, Hans Olafsen." said the man.
"That's an unusual name for a Chinese man" observed the tourist.
"When I was in the immigration center, I followed a man named Hans Olafsen. When they asked my name, I told them 'Sam Ting'".

I recently went to a gym in Chinatown. When I walked into the mens' changing room...

...there were Wangs everywhere!

What did the Chinatown Bok Choys soccer team say when they lost against the Little Italy Panettones just after eating lunch?

You Dim Sum, you lose some.

Why did the guy get a ticket while driving in Chinatown?

He drove down the Wong Street.

My friend gave me a free dvd...

but it's only Chinatown.

You have more chins than Chinatown.

Legos are like Chinatown.

It's like...short studs all over the block.