Chinaman Jokes

What are some Chinaman jokes?

Of all the racial slurs, "chinaman" has to be the laziest.

A black guy probably came up with it...

A miner walks into a San Francisco bar.

He's been working out in the gold mines for 6 months and is desperately craving the company of a woman. He walks up to the bartender and asks, "I don't suppose you have any women? I haven't had sex in months..."
The bartender replies, "No, sorry... BUT we do have Chinaman Charlie out back if you want".
The miner says "Thanks, but I don't swing that way", and turns around and heads back to the mines.

He comes back in another 6 months, and asks again. "Do you have any women since I was here last time?"
"No, but we still have Chinaman Charlie"
"Sorry, I don't swing that way". The miner buys a whiskey and turns around and walks out the door and goes back to work in the mines.

6 months after that, the miner comes back to the bar.
"You get any women? It's been a year since my first visit..."
"No man, sorry. We still have Chinaman Charlie though".

Now, the miner is pretty desperate at this point. It's been 18 months since he last got laid, and he's tired of waiting. After some deep consideration, the miner sighs and says, "Alright fine. The only people that'll know about this is you, me, and Chinaman Charlie, right?"

"Yep. And the two men that hold him down," says the bartender.
"Why would there be two men holding him down?" The miner asks with a confused look on his face.

"Chinaman Charlie doesn't swing that way either".

An Italian, An Irishman and a Chinese fellow.

Hopefully not posted earlier.

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, You're in charge of sweeping. He then jabs a thin finger at the Irishman, You're in charge of digging. Finally, he turns to the Chinaman, And you're in charge of supplies. Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile.

Two hours later, the foreman returns to find the pile of sand untouched, and the Italian and Irishman standing nearby. Why didn't you touch it? he says. The Italian looks at him. We didn't have a broom or shovel. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and we couldn't find him. Annoyed, the foreman storms off to find the errant Oriental. Just then, the Chinaman leaps from behind the sand and yells Supplies!

How long is a Chinaman?

How long IS a chinaman

A German, a Mexican, and a Chinaman

A German, a Mexican, and a Chinaman all come to the U.S. together eager to live the American dream. Ready to work, they go around knocking on doors asking if anyone needs help. An old man answers the door and informs them that he needs a new barn built. The three agree to do it and follow the old man behind the house.

The old man explains what he wants and leaves them to it telling them that they'll find tools in the old barn.

The German takes charge and says, "I'll design it and supervise the job." Points to the Mexican and says, "You'll do the labor and dig the foundation," and points to the Chinaman and says, "You'll be in charge of the supplies."

Immediately the Chinaman takes off. After a little while the German completes the design and the Mexican gets right to work. A little while later the foundation has been excavated and the German and the Mexican look at each other wondering where the Chinaman is with the supplies. About half an hour later, the Mexican climbs out of the hole and joins the German in the search for the Chinaman.

They are look around the old barn and as they're about to round the corner, the Chinaman jumps out with a smile on his face and his hands flailing in the air and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor..

After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "Why?" Doctor said, "You have a cataract." Chinaman says, "No, I have a Rincoln Continental."

A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor....

Eye doctor says "You've got a cataract."

Chinaman says "No, I drive Rincoln Continental."

So a Chinaman goes to the eye doctor

and after giving a check up, the doctor says, "I see what the problem is: you have a cataract."
"No I don't," the Chinaman responds, "I drive a Lincoln Continental."

A Jew, Chinaman, American and a Indian are sitting around a table

... and they're all sipping on their bourbon. They're all very rich and they chinaman says " I think I will buy Apple. " And they all nod in approval save the jew.
Then the Indian says " I want to buy Google. " And they all nod in approval save the jew.
Then the American says " I want to buy Samsung " And they all nod in approval save the jew.

Then the jew shudders and says " sorry, not selling. "

A chinaman goes to see his optometrist

A chinaman goes to see his optometrist and the doctor says, "Well sir, I think I see you're problem, you seem to have a cataract." The patient replies, "No, you're wrong, I drive a Rincoln Continentu."

A Chinaman come to America looking for a job.

A local hardware store owner wants to prove he isn't racist so he hires him.

After he hires him, the business owner asks the Chinaman what skills the he has.

Nah much mister, mah Engrish nah bery Gud.

The business owner tells him to go work in the supplies department.

The business man goes out to lunch and when he gets back he asks if anyone seen the Chinaman. Everyone shrugs their shoulders but no one saw him leave.

Fearing the worst the look every for him.

The look high and low and all around the warehouse.

Then someone opens the broom closet, only to hear, Supplies!

A Chinaman walks into a brothel

He asks the Maรฎtre D for a job application. She asks him, "What is your name, and what makes you think you're qualified to be a male escort?"
The man responds, "I'm Hung, and I'm hung."

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

chinaman goes to see the eye doctor

so a chinaman goes to see and eye doctor, having problems seeing.
doctor says "ah i see the problem, youve got a cataract"
chinaman says "no i drive a rincorn"

How Long is a China-man?

I always thought he was Korean.

(From Grandpa RIP) A Chinaman walks into an optometrist's office. The optometrist says, Well it seems like you have a cataract.

The chinaman says Nooooo, I drive a Rincoln Continental

How does a Chinaman walk his dog.

With a little bit of peanut oil.

Long ago, there was a Chinaman with three daughters...

One day when they were all sort of grown up, he gathered them together to ask about their plans.

He asked his first daughter, "What kind of man do you want to marry?" "A man with a dragon on his chest," she said.

He asked his second daughter, "And you?" The second daughter replied, "I wish to marry a man with two dragons on his chest!"

He looked at his youngest daughter, and she said, "I want to marry a man with his draggin' the ground!"

A Chinaman visits an optometrist

A chinaman goes to see an optometrist because he is having trouble seeing.

Optometrist: "You have a catarac"

Chinaman: "No, I have a rincorn continenar"


Credit to Junior from The Sopranos... and yes I know the spelling is off, but it sounds better when I read it like this.

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