The Best 18 Chinaman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chinaman jokes. There are some chinaman brit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chinaman vietnamese puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chinaman Jokes and Puns

Of all the racial slurs, "chinaman" has to be the laziest.

A black guy probably came up with it...

How long is a Chinaman?

How long IS a chinaman

A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor..

After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "Why?" Doctor said, "You have a cataract." Chinaman says, "No, I have a Rincoln Continental."

Chinaman joke, A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor..

A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor....

Eye doctor says "You've got a cataract."

Chinaman says "No, I drive Rincoln Continental."

A Jew, Chinaman, American and a Indian are sitting around a table

... and they're all sipping on their bourbon. They're all very rich and they chinaman says " I think I will buy Apple. " And they all nod in approval save the jew.
Then the Indian says " I want to buy Google. " And they all nod in approval save the jew.
Then the American says " I want to buy Samsung " And they all nod in approval save the jew.

Then the jew shudders and says " sorry, not selling. "

So a Chinaman goes to the eye doctor

and after giving a check up, the doctor says, "I see what the problem is: you have a cataract."
"No I don't," the Chinaman responds, "I drive a Lincoln Continental."

A chinaman goes to see his optometrist

A chinaman goes to see his optometrist and the doctor says, "Well sir, I think I see you're problem, you seem to have a cataract." The patient replies, "No, you're wrong, I drive a Rincoln Continentu."

Chinaman joke, A chinaman goes to see his optometrist

A Chinaman walks into a brothel

He asks the Maรฎtre D for a job application. She asks him, "What is your name, and what makes you think you're qualified to be a male escort?"
The man responds, "I'm Hung, and I'm hung."

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

(From Grandpa RIP) A Chinaman walks into an optometrist's office. The optometrist says, Well it seems like you have a cataract.

The chinaman says Nooooo, I drive a Rincoln Continental

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How Long is a China-man?

I always thought he was Korean.

chinaman goes to see the eye doctor

so a chinaman goes to see and eye doctor, having problems seeing.
doctor says "ah i see the problem, youve got a cataract"
chinaman says "no i drive a rincorn"

A Chinaman visits an optometrist

A chinaman goes to see an optometrist because he is having trouble seeing.

Optometrist: "You have a catarac"

Chinaman: "No, I have a rincorn continenar"

Credit to Junior from The Sopranos... and yes I know the spelling is off, but it sounds better when I read it like this.

What does a chinaman do he has an erection?

He votes

Why was the Chinaman tired?

He was burning the DVD at both ends.

Chinaman joke, Why was the Chinaman tired?

Why didn't the chinaman attend his sister's funeral?

He couldn't bereave it

What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chinaman chinese jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chinaman american piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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