The Best 4 Chimps Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chimps jokes. There are some chimps giraffic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chimps baboon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chimps Jokes and Puns

Recent studies show that chimps raised in captivity are more likely to reproduce if they are shown videos of other chimps mating in the wild.

monkey see monkey do monkey, monkey do monkey

Mark knopfler's been arrested for stealing animals

His lawyer said it was all just a misunderstanding and his client "thought the monkeys were nothing and the chimps were free"

Why do chimps eat their own poo?

Because if it's worth eating once, it's worth eating twice.

A father sees two chimps fighting at the zoo. He whispers to his son:

"They may not be best friends, but they will always be primates."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chimps finches jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chimps monkey piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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