Chimpanzee Jokes
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Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up...
Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.
What do you call a blind chimpanzee?
A chimpan, because it can't zee!
What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with a rhinoceros?
A meeting with the ethics committee and swift removal of your research funding.
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How did Aids originally jump from chimpanzees to humans?
Tarzan was not a v**... when he met jane
One day, a zookeeper noticed a chimpanzee reading two books...
One day, a zookeeper noticed a chimpanzee reading two books--The Bible and Darwin's Origin of the Species. Astonished, he asked the ape, "Not only can you read, you're reading two books at once!?"
"Well," said the chimp, "I'm trying to figure out if I'm my brother's keeper, or my keeper's brother."
What did the chimpanzee say when he found out his sister was going to have a baby?
I'll be a monkey's uncle!
The lawsuit seeking 'personhood' status for chimpanzees
Evidence in this lawsuit clearly demonstrates that the legal definition of "person" is badly flawed,
and needs to be corrected by excluding liberal lawyers.
What happens when you mix chimpanzee and human DNA?
You get kicked out of the zoo.
What is the difference between a chimpanzee with a baby, Prince Charles, and a person with alopecia?
One is a hairy parent, one is an heir apparent, and the other has no hair apparent.
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What do you call a r**... chimpanzee
An apesex predator
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