The Best 10 Chimpanzee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chimpanzee jokes. There are some chimpanzee primate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chimpanzee chimp puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chimpanzee Jokes and Puns

Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up...

Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you call a blind chimpanzee?

A chimpan, because it can't zee!

What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with a rhinoceros?

A meeting with the ethics committee and swift removal of your research funding.

Chimpanzee joke, What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with a rhinoceros?

One day, a zookeeper noticed a chimpanzee reading two books...

One day, a zookeeper noticed a chimpanzee reading two books--The Bible and Darwin's Origin of the Species. Astonished, he asked the ape, "Not only can you read, you're reading two books at once!?"

"Well," said the chimp, "I'm trying to figure out if I'm my brother's keeper, or my keeper's brother."

What happens when you mix chimpanzee and human DNA?

You get kicked out of the zoo.


What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What is the difference between a chimpanzee with a baby, Prince Charles, and a person with alopecia?

One is a hairy parent, one is an heir apparent, and the other has no hair apparent.

Chimpanzee joke, What is the difference between a chimpanzee with a baby, Prince Charles, and a person with alopecia?

What do you call a rapist chimpanzee

An apesex predator

If humans are 95% chimpanzee

Then can humans only rip off 95% of your face???

What do you call a lesbian chimpanzee?

*Pan troglodyke*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chimpanzee monkey jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chimpanzee feces piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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