The Best 12 Chimp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chimp jokes. There are some chimp lump jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chimp enclosure puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chimp Jokes and Puns

A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex.

The older chimp says: "When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."

One day, a zookeeper noticed a chimpanzee reading two books...

One day, a zookeeper noticed a chimpanzee reading two books--The Bible and Darwin's Origin of the Species. Astonished, he asked the ape, "Not only can you read, you're reading two books at once!?"

"Well," said the chimp, "I'm trying to figure out if I'm my brother's keeper, or my keeper's brother."

What do you call an easily scared monkey?

Chimp pansy

Chimp joke, What do you call an easily scared monkey?

Why did the chimp have a steak on his head?

He wanted to be a Grilla

What kind of cookies do monkeys make?

Chocolate chimp cookies

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that

a chimp was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.

Surprised, he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?"

"Well," said the chimp, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

A man and his baby ape

A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp.

"I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so he's going to live with us just like one of the family. He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife."

"But what about the smell?" the friend asked.

"Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did."

Chimp joke, A man and his baby ape

Why was the guy with a monkey on his back so smug?

He had a chimp on his shoulder.

Monkeys favorite cookie!?

What is a monkeys favorite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!

Three eyes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig

What do you call a chimp with three eyes?
A chiiimp

What do you call a kid with three eyes?


Why do chimps eat their own poo?

Because if it's worth eating once, it's worth eating twice.

You can explore chimp primate reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean chimp lemur dad jokes. There are also chimp puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A monkey, chimp, gorilla and King Kong tries to take bananas from a coconut tree. Who will get it?

Neither! Coconut trees don't grow bananas!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chimp macaque jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chimp zookeeper piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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