The Best 18 Chimneys Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chimneys jokes. There are some chimneys sleigher jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chimneys cig puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Chimneys Jokes and Puns

You think gas prices are expensive, have you seen Chimneys?

They're through the roof.

TIL chimneys can be used as conjunctions

They may introduce a clause

I'm selling some jokes about chimneys.

I have a stack of them, the first one's on the house.

Why have so many chimneys stopped smoking?

Because of hearth disease

(from my 6yo daughter)

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

My standards for chimneys are so high...

they go through the roof.

You think gad and electric bills are expensive... have you seen chimneys?

They're through the roof!

Chimneys joke, You think gad and electric bills are expensive... have you seen chimneys?

Why does Santa have such a hard time with chimneys?

Because he's Klaustrophobic.

How much do chimneys cost?

Nothing, they're on the house.

Did you hear Santa stopped coming down chimneys?

He kept getting Claus-trophobic.

A tale of two chimneys

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?
You're too young to smoke.

What did the smaller chimney say to the big chimney?
GAH! TALKING CHIMNEY!

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What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common? (Dark)

They both have difficulties regarding chimneys!

Why was Santa sick on the day after Christmas?

A couple of the chimneys he went down had the flue

Why did Santa stop going down chimneys?

Claustrophobia

Why is St. Nick afraid of going down chimneys?

Claustrophobia.

You know why Santa doesn't have any kids of his own?

Because he's always coming down chimneys.

Chimneys joke, You know why Santa doesn't have any kids of his own?

Why wont santa have sex with miss santa anymore?

He is to busy fitting in to all the naughty childrens chimneys.

What fear did Santa Claus get after going down chimneys to deliver gifts?

Claustrophobia

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