Following is our collection of funny Chimney jokes. There are some chimney pipe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chimney sleigher puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Because he comes down the chimney.
"Anyone wanna buy any presents?"
You're too young to be smoking.
santa only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney...
Because he only gets to come once a year and thats down a chimney.
If he goes to West Africa before coming to the UK, I'm bricking the chimney up.
Mrs. Clause overheard Santa on the phone:
Santa: Have you been naughty? ….That actually sounds nice. You can sit on my lap and tell me what you want while those wet stockings dry ….. I want to (come) down your chimney and eat your (cookie). What kind of (toys) should I bring?…. Yes, I'd love to see how you trimmed your (fir) … I just want to unload my (sack) when I see an angel on top.
Now, every year he has to keep doing the bullshit lie he told.
How do you calculate the escape route of a jew?
Chimney Height * Strength of wind
He only comes once a year, and it's down the chimney.
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, its down the chimney.
You're too young to smoke.
Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
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The way they traveled through the chimney.
as a cold reminder of where the fire should have been. -Jimeoin
Whats the difference between Santa Clause and a Jew?
Santa Clause comes down the Chimney.
You just need to clean your chimney!
Or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else?
He'd really be stoked if he was a fireplace.
It soots him.
Because when he comes once a year, it's down the chimney
He is claus-trophobic.
Mrs. clause told him he'd never be allowed to come in the back Door.
Because Satan was crawling down his chimney.
It's on the house.
Hey kids! Wanna buy some presents?!
Because of hearth disease
(from my 6yo daughter)
They were the only ones soot-able for that type of job
Next chimney is on the house .
The direction in the chimney.
You shouldn't make sweeping generalizations.
Turns out it's only effective against the flue.
Free, It's on the house !
Nothing, they're on the house.
Crisp Kringle.
Because he only comes once a year and it's down your chimney.
Claus-trophobia.
Because it 'soots' him.
Claustrophobia.
Merry Christmas.
Ho Ho Ho!
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing. It's on the house.
Cos he only comes once a year and that's down the chimney
Nothing. It's on the house!
What did the Chimney say to his son?
You are too young to smoke
Nothing, it's on the house!
Nothing , Its on the house
When they are almost finished, a foreman runs to them short of breath and shouts:
We are in deep shit guys, someone turned over my construction plans...
We were supposed to dig a well!!!
Nothing, because it's on the house.
But our kindling branch is up in smoke.
Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box.
He immediately woke up and said, Thank you.
No problem. I smiled.
He looked at me again and said, It's empty.
I said, I know, it's meant to be a chimney.
Nothing, it's on the house.
Because Mrs. Claus won't let him in the back door.
Because he became Claustrophobic.
I'll see myself out.
Santa Claustrophobia
The chimney had the flue.
Nothing, it was on the house 🏠
It was on the house.
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We suggest to use only working chimney soot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.