The Best 15 Chim Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chim jokes. There are some chim tou jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chim zoo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chim Jokes and Puns

How much does a chimney cost ?

Free, It's on the house !

What does a chimney cost?

Nothing, it's on the house.

How much does a chimney cost?

How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing. It's on the house.

How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing. It's on the house!

How much is it for a new chimney?

Nothing, it's on the house!

How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing, because it's on the house.

Why have so many chimneys stopped smoking?

Because of hearth disease

(from my 6yo daughter)

How much was the chimney ?

Nothing, it was on the house 🏠

Why was the chimney free?

It was on the house.

How much do chimneys cost?

Nothing, they're on the house.

Why did the chimp have a steak on his head?

He wanted to be a Grilla

You can explore chim dong reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean chim koo dad jokes. There are also chim puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

What do you mean you're out of chimichangas?!?


What goes up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?

An umbrella.

Why do chimps eat their own poo?

Because if it's worth eating once, it's worth eating twice.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chim apparently jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chim ding piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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