Following is our collection of funny Chillin jokes. There are some chillin ahm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chillin hangin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
West Philadelphia born and raised, in a genie lamp is where I spend most of my days. Chillin out back and relaxing all cool til Aladdin showed up with little Abu then a couple of guys who were up to no good..Jafar started taking over my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my master got scared he said if you mingle with the street rats don't come back near here.
The first one says "Dang, its kind of cold in here"
The second one backs away, and says "Holy shit its a talking tomato"
Because at first you're chillin with chocolate and marshmallows and then BAM - nuts in your mouth.
Nah, it's chillin.
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?
A. Polaroids.
"what's updog" you ask?
oh not much.. just chillin! what's up with you?
Just chillin
"Are you afraid of that mad cow disease?" Cow #2 responds "Why the f*ck would I care, I'm a squirrel"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chillin corny jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working chillin colder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.