Chilli Jokes

• Short Chilli Jokes
• Chilli One Liners
• Hot Chilli Jokes
• Chilli Con Carne Jokes
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Funniest Chilli Short Jokes

Short chilli jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chilli humour may include short chili jokes also.

1. How do you check the weight of a Red Hot Chilli Pepper You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
2. How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now…
3. I'm from a future where Trump won re-election and solved Global Warming Just a heads up though, nuclear winter is a bit chilly.
4. How do you determine the mass of a chilli pepper? You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
5. How can you tell how heavy a chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
6. How do you find out how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!!
7. I just ate a pizza covered in pepperoni and chillies. To be honest, I looked pretty ridiculous.
8. How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
   Credits to: Adam pacitti
9. I was a bit chilly and my dad told me to go stand in the corner. The corner is 90 degrees.
10. After a plane lands, a man asks the flight attendant. "Is it chilly outside?"
    "No sir, I'm afraid we are in Buenos Aires."

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Chilli One Liners

Which chilli one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chilli? I can suggest the ones about hot chili and chili pepper.

1. What's a snowman's favorite type of pie? "Chilly" of course!
2. Wife said looks like it's gonna be chilly again tonight. I said no that's nachos.
3. Why was the pepper shivering? Because it was chilli.
4. What's spicy but cold in the winter? Chilly peppers
5. What did the farmer say about his hot pepper farm in the mountains? It's a little chilly.
6. What is the opposite of hot sauce? Chilly Sauce
7. Yo Momma's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.
8. What do you call a cold dog? A Chilli Dog.
9. Why don't you want to make a chilli mad? Because they'll get jalapeno face!
10. Why was the small pepper cold? It was a little chilly.
11. What's the worst type of itch? I'm allergic to chillies, you Son'of'a'b-itch'
12. My girlfriend likes it chilly in the bedroom. But honestly, im not a fan.
13. Your English accent is so cute say chilly chicken Silly siken.
14. What do you call a mint that's made out of peppers? A chilly chili.
15. What's Kanye's West favorite food? Chilli Con Kanye

Hot Chilli Jokes

Here is a list of funny hot chilli jokes and even better hot chilli puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I had a Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD for 4 minutes and 43 seconds After hearing this one track, I decided to give it away give it away give it away now.
• What's cold, hot and chilly all at once? Cold chili.
• It's ironic that chili is hot **and not chilly**

Chilli Con Carne Jokes

Here is a list of funny chilli con carne jokes and even better chilli con carne puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• what did the man say when he saw the chilli that he was about to cut up for his chilli con carne dancing? "My chilli's gone barmy!!!"

Uplifting Chilli Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about chilli you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chili beans jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chilli pranks.