The Best 20 Chilli Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Chilli jokes. There are some chilli chili jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chilli paprika puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Chilli Jokes and Puns
How do you check the weight of a Red Hot Chilli Pepper
You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now…
How can you tell how heavy a chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
How do you find out how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is??
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!!
Why was the pepper shivering?
Because it was chilli.
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Credits to: Adam pacitti
Two tomato's are chilling in the fridge
The first one says "Dang, its kind of cold in here"
The second one backs away, and says "Holy shit its a talking tomato"
My 8 year old cousin asked me if I wanted to hear a joke
Amanda: "I want to tell you a joke. Okay:
A snowman wants to go on vacation.
He wants to go to Chile because he thinks it will be chilly--BUT--he actually lands in a bowl of chilli.
Then he dies."
What's the best thing to eat on a cold day?
Chilli!!!
(I know the joke is bad but I came up with it when I was 5)
I had a Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD for 4 minutes and 43 seconds
After hearing this one track, I decided to give it away give it away give it away now.
What do you call a cold dog?
A Chilli Dog.
You can explore chilli parmesan reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean chilli salsa dad jokes. There are also chilli puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
A guy walks into a a Japanese restaurant...
Guy: hey, could I get some chilli?
Waitress: I'm sorry sir, but this is a Japanese restaurant.
Guy:umm... let me rephrase. Herro I'd rike some chirri.
I was thinking of inventing some chilli flavoured sun cream.
But for now I've put it on the back burner.
Why don't you want to make a chilli mad?
Because they'll get jalapeno face!
Is your Sub Zero chillibrator running?
yes?
THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!
CHILLING WITH ESKIMOS
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?
A. Polaroids.
Chilli pepper like a harpoon
It hurts a but when it gets in, but the real pain is when it goes out.
HIs face was Red.
I added a full spoon chilli powder in the pudding, and he never asked me, for my lunch ever again.
What's Kanye's West favorite food?
Chilli Con Kanye
what did the man say when he saw the chilli that he was about to cut up for his chilli con carne dancing?
"My chilli's gone barmy!!!"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chilli hungry jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working chilli bowl piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.