Chill Jokes

Funniest Chill Short Jokes

Short chill jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chill humour may include short calm jokes also.

1. The inventor of the wind chill factor died this week. He was 86 but felt more like he was 64.
2. Never literally taking cooking instructions… It said chill in the fridge for an hour
   I nearly died
3. My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now.
4. After dating for 2 months, she started saying she wanted to meet my parents, Baby chill I waited for 9 months before I met my own parents
5. You say a mesquito bit you and now you have the chills, a high fever and are sweating profusely? That's not funny. That's malarious!
6. I woke up suddenly terrified I'm late for work... I opened my eyes and chilled - I'm at work.
7. Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident. He's 0K right now.
8. Why do snowmen love reading mystery novels? They're always on the hunt for the chilling clues!
9. Netflix's new subscription fees are so high I've had to stop paying the heating bill, Brings a whole new meaning to Netflix and chill…
10. Why did the snowman bring a map to the winter solstice party? He didn't want to get lost in the chill of the night!

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Chill One Liners

Which chill one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chill? I can suggest the ones about relax and laid back.

1. Hindus are so chilled out. They never have beef with anyone.
2. My best friend is a very chill guy He's 0K
3. What's the winter solstice's favorite type of joke? "Chill" humor.
4. What's the medical term for a chill pill? A relaxative
5. How do you organize a fantastic winter solstice celebration? Just chill and let it snow!
6. What's a snowman's favorite winter solstice activity? "Chilling" with friends.
7. They told me to go cold turkey... So now I'm chilling in Istanbul.
8. Chills and fever-induced sweating will help you beat the heat all summer
9. Ten minutes into "conspiracy theories and chill..." ...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*
10. What do you call a "Grilled Cheese" after a few days in the fridge? Chilled Grease
11. Why are people in wheelchairs so chill? They roll with the punches
12. What does the Newfoundland fisherman do on a day off? Net fix and chill
13. I tried "Netflix and chill?" on my wife. We're now on season 3 of Gilmore Girls.
14. Have you ever been to an arctic graveyard? It's chilling...
15. Where does the letter O go to chill? The ozone

No Chill Jokes

Here is a list of funny no chill jokes and even better no chill puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My dad said something earlier that gave me chills. He said, "I'm turning off the heating."
• An ice cube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. Bunsen... My flame...I melt whenever I see you," confessed the ice cube.
  * Chill, it's just a phase you're going through. *
• I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless! It only chills on Sundays!
• I love this time of the year... when the nights are drawing in, there's a chill in the air & the whole family gathers round a roaring Galaxy Note 7
• My fridge has an annoying habit to make noise if I leave it open too long I wish it would just chill
• René Descartes is chilling with his girlfriend. She asks: "What are you thinking of?" He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
• Back when I went to college, we didn't have Netflix and Chill. We had Room and Bored.
• My son asked me what those jellies were doing in the fridge? Without skipping a beat I replied "I don't know, chilling?"
  The look he gave me was totally worth it!
• What do penguins do when they want to hookup? Net fish and chill
• A couple nuclei are chilling in a bar. One says "let's blow this joint," so they split.

Be More Chill Jokes

Here is a list of funny be more chill jokes and even better be more chill puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to "Blockbuster and Chill".
• If you want to prevent pregnancy use two condoms and... Fill chille powder in between. If outer one breaks she will know if inner one breaks you will know..
• What do you get when you put an 8-year old in the fridge? A chilled!
• She told me she wanted to Netflix and chill. But when I got there she had Redbox.
• The tale of the haunted refrigerator was calm and cold. Indeed, it was chilling.
• Why do I think Sir Isaac Newton was such a chill guy? I don't know, he just seemed pretty down-to-Earth to me.
• Now I'm just going to wait till the end of 2016 and hope Obama says: "Chill out guys, all of this was just a prank. I'm going for the 3rd term".
• What do you call ice that is chilled to -273.15°C? Still water.
• Friend's advice be like: Chill dude!
  Get married!
  What's divorce thing that could happen?
• When do cherries chill out? On a Sunday.

Chill Pill Jokes

Here is a list of funny chill pill jokes and even better chill pill puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A 16 year old blonde is dinning with her parents Blonde: Oh by the way I´m pregnant
  Parents (simultaneously): You´re WHAT!?!
  Blonde: Geez relax and eat a chill pill, I´m not even sure it´s mine
• Soo.... baltimore. Probably not the best idea to burn down a cvs pharmacy. The entire city needs a chill pill.
• A man walks into a bar. The bartender yells from the back, Hey, how can I help you!!!!
  The customer said, take a chill pill
  Ok, Mr Cosby, I'll get right on that.
• Number 20 needs to take a chill pill... ...coz she's just two tens.
• Parents found out I'm a drug dealer... Sold them both chill pills
• Who needs netflix and chill? when you have netflix and pill... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• netflix First comes netflix then comes chill next comes babby because mommy forgot the pill

Wind Chill Jokes

Here is a list of funny wind chill jokes and even better wind chill puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Earlier today my friend asked me how long I'v been married. I told him 15 years but with the wind chill it feels like 30

Netflix And Chill Jokes

Here is a list of funny netflix and chill jokes and even better netflix and chill puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The wife and I did the opposite of "netflix and chill" last night... CNN and panic!
• What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill? Hope you're ready for the next episode
• What do the Irish have instead of Netflix & Chill? Meet & Potatoes
• What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date? Netflix and chill.
• My buddy and I both have the flu. I invited him over for Netflix & chills.
• why netflix and chill? Because amazon and chill has 1 day delivery.
• Wanna 'Netflix and chill' but I can't afford Netflix "Pirated movies and chill" isn't getting me laid =/
• Netflix and chill is cool... But let's be honest guys, we know for most of you it's Netflix and Jill
• Girl asked me to netflix and chill So I was like na, more like Amazon prime and commitment.
• When it comes to Netflix and Chill, They call me Skip Intro.

Entertaining Chill Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about chill you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stay cool jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chill pranks.