The Best 35 Chili Pepper Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chili Pepper jokes. There are some chili pepper jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chili pepper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chili Pepper Jokes and Puns

How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh , give a weigh, give it a weigh now.

Trail mix dad joke

I made a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, California Raisins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Spice Girls, and the Peanuts.
I call it my Trail Mix.

How do you measure the mass of a red hot chili pepper.

Give it a weigh. Give it a weigh. Give it a weigh now.

Why did the chicken skip a track on his Red Hot Chili Peppers CD?

To get to the Otherside.

How do you Measure how Heavy a Red Hot Chili Pepper Is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

Do you have any idea how heavy a chili pepper is?

Why don't you go ahead and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

Why was the pepper cold?

Because it was chili.

What happens when a chili pepper gets mad at you?

He gets jalapeΓ±o face!!!

What's a sure-fire method to figure out precisely how many grams a chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

A Subway sandwich maker has a very eccentric regular customer.

The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.

Finally he asks his boss if he can just not wait on that customer. His boss asks why.

The worker screams in frustration: "I hate the mods on that sub!"

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

You can explore chili pepper reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean chili pepper dad jokes. There are also chili pepper puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What will the "Red Hot Chili Peppers" become when they die?

Ghost Peppers.

Does anybody have a scale I could borrow?

I just bought a bag of red hot chili peppers and I need to give it a weigh! Give it a weigh! Give it a weigh nowww!

So this bell pepper spots a jalapeΓ±o walking on the streets...

and wants to know why he's all wrapped up in layers of clothes. "Hey," he says, "hey, aren't you a bit hot?"

"No," says the jalapeΓ±o, "I'm a little chili"

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a Labrador?????????????

A hot diggity Dog.

How do you tell how much a chili pepper weighs?

Give it a weigh! Give it a weigh! Give it a weigh now!

A big pepper is sitting on the couch when his small pepper roommate walks in the door shivering

Big pepper: "Why are you shaking? Are you cold?"

Small pepper: "I'm a little chili."

My girlfriend and I wanted to spice up our sex life

The chili peppers were unsuccessful

Why did the baby bell pepper put on a sweater?

Because it was a little chili.

Why did the red hot chili peppers cross the road

"To take it on the other-side"

A man in New Mexico asked a farmer if he had any local chili peppers for sale.

Unfortunately, the farmer said he had 99 poblanos but a Hatch ain't one.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the other get to the other siiiide

Why did the pepper put on a sweater?

It was Chili

What's Obi-Wan's favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song?

Higher ground.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves; the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

I bought a tiny chili pepper plant today.

I wanted to spice up my apartment.

I really love spicy foods

...but the Ghost pepper is my a-chilis heel.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili

(Actually came up with this while making chili)

Why was the pepper wearing a jacket?

Because it was chili!

My friend will donate a red hot chili peppers album to charity

He will give it away, give it away, give it away now

What did the Red Hot Chili Peppers do when their producer said he didn't like their new tracks?

They bought long sleeve shirts.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are actually Buzzfeed fans.

If not, then how do you explain this: 'Ten more reasons why I need somebody new'?

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road? Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin. ^(Don't hurt me.)

Why did my grandmother knit a sweater for the pepper.

I mentioned it was a little chili.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chili pepper jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chili pepper piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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