Following is our collection of funny Chili Pepper jokes. There are some chili pepper jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chili pepper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Give it a weigh , give a weigh, give it a weigh now.
I made a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, California Raisins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Spice Girls, and the Peanuts.
I call it my Trail Mix.
Give it a weigh. Give it a weigh. Give it a weigh now.
To get to the Otherside.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
Why don't you go ahead and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Because it was chili.
He gets jalapeño face!!!
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.
Finally he asks his boss if he can just not wait on that customer. His boss asks why.
The worker screams in frustration: "I hate the mods on that sub!"
A little chili
You can explore chili pepper reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean chili pepper dad jokes. There are also chili pepper puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Ghost Peppers.
I just bought a bag of red hot chili peppers and I need to give it a weigh! Give it a weigh! Give it a weigh nowww!
and wants to know why he's all wrapped up in layers of clothes. "Hey," he says, "hey, aren't you a bit hot?"
"No," says the jalapeño, "I'm a little chili"
A hot diggity Dog.
Give it a weigh! Give it a weigh! Give it a weigh now!
Big pepper: "Why are you shaking? Are you cold?"
Small pepper: "I'm a little chili."
The chili peppers were unsuccessful
Because it was a little chili.
"To take it on the other-side"
Unfortunately, the farmer said he had 99 poblanos but a Hatch ain't one.
To get to the other side...to get to the other siiiide
It was Chili
Higher ground.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves; the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!
I wanted to spice up my apartment.
...but the Ghost pepper is my a-chilis heel.
Because he was a little chili
(Actually came up with this while making chili)
Because it was chili!
He will give it away, give it away, give it away now
They bought long sleeve shirts.
If not, then how do you explain this: 'Ten more reasons why I need somebody new'?
Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road? Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
It was capsaicin. ^(Don't hurt me.)
I mentioned it was a little chili.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chili pepper jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working chili pepper piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.