Chili Pepper Jokes
56 chili pepper jokes and hilarious chili pepper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chili pepper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Chili Pepper Short Jokes
Short chili pepper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chili pepper humour may include short chilli jokes also.
- How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is? Give it a weigh , give a weigh, give it a weigh now.
- Trail mix dad joke I made a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, California Raisins, Red Hot chili Peppers, Spice Girls, and the Peanuts.
I call it my Trail Mix. - How do you measure the mass of a red hot chili pepper. Give it a weigh. Give it a weigh. Give it a weigh now.
- Why did the chicken skip a track on his Red Hot Chili Peppers CD? To get to the Otherside.
- How do you Measure how Heavy a Red Hot Chili Pepper Is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
- Do you have any idea how heavy a chili pepper is? Why don't you go ahead and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
- What's a sure-fire method to figure out precisely how many grams a chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
- Does anybody have a scale I could borrow? I just bought a bag of red hot chili peppers and I need to give it a weigh! Give it a weigh! Give it a weigh nowww!
- What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a Labrador????????????? A hot diggity Dog.
- A big pepper is sitting on the couch when his small pepper roommate walks in the door shivering Big pepper: "Why are you shaking? Are you cold?"
Small pepper: "I'm a little chili."
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Chili Pepper One Liners
Which chili pepper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chili pepper? I can suggest the ones about hot chili and jalapeno pepper.
- Why was the pepper cold? Because it was chili.
- What happens when a chili pepper gets mad at you? He gets jalapeño face!!!
- What will the "Red Hot Chili Peppers" become when they die? Ghost Peppers.
- What do you call a pepper in late autumn? A little chili
- Why did the baby bell pepper put on a sweater? Because it was a little chili.
- Why did the red hot chili peppers cross the road "To take it on the other-side"
- What's Obi-Wan's favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song? Higher ground.
- I bought a tiny chili pepper plant today. I wanted to spice up my apartment.
- Why did the pepper put on a sweater? It was Chili
- I really love spicy foods ...but the Ghost pepper is my a-chilis heel.
- Why did my grandmother knit a sweater for the pepper. I mentioned it was a little chili.
- Why was the pepper wearing a jacket? Because it was chili!
- Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat? It was capsaicin. ^(Don't hurt me.)
- What do you call a cold jalapeño? A chili pepper!
- What do you call a mint that's made out of peppers? A chilly chili.
Hilarious Chili Pepper Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about chili pepper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hot peppers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chili pepper pranks.
So this bell pepper spots a jalapeño walking on the streets...
and wants to know why he's all wrapped up in layers of clothes. "Hey," he says, "hey, aren't you a bit hot?"
"No," says the jalapeño, "I'm a little chili"
Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?
Because he was a little chili
(Actually came up with this while making chili)
What do you call a chili pepper that has an affair?
A habanaffairo pepper!
I went to South America and bought some frozen peppers.
Chile's chilly chilis
Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?
Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road? Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?
To get to the other side...to get to the other siiiide
What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves; the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the h**...!
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are actually Buzzfeed fans.
If not, then how do you explain this: 'Ten more reasons why I need somebody new'?
Two chili peppers were sailing a boat in the ocean. What did one say to the other when they hit a iceberg and started to sink?
We're capsaicin!
What did the Red Hot Chili Peppers do when their producer said he didn't like their new tracks?
They bought long sleeve shirts.
How do you find out how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it away give it away give it away now
How do you tell how much a chili pepper weighs?
Give it a weigh! Give it a weigh! Give it a weigh now!
My friend will donate a red hot chili peppers album to charity
He will give it away, give it away, give it away now
A man in New Mexico asked a farmer if he had any local chili peppers for sale.
Unfortunately, the farmer said he had 99 poblanos but a Hatch ain't one.
My girlfriend and I wanted to spice up our s**... life
The chili peppers were unsuccessful
A Subway sandwich maker has a very eccentric regular customer.
The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.
Finally he asks his boss if he can just not wait on that customer. His boss asks why.
The worker screams in frustration: "I hate the mods on that sub!"