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We're starting a new tradition called 'silent but deadly night'.
well me boy, one more would be "twofarty".
He sees a man sitting in front of a steaming bowl of chili. And the homeless man is so hungry he walks inside the bar and tells the man he's very hungry. The man at the bar just shoves the chili over to the homeless man and nods. The homeless man is surprised but starts eating right away, as he gets to the bottom of the bowl he sees a dead mouse. The homeless man throws up the chili back in the bowl. The man at the bar says "I did the same thing ten minutes ago".
Because it was a chili dog!
To get to the Otherside.
and wants to know why he's all wrapped up in layers of clothes. "Hey," he says, "hey, aren't you a bit hot?"
"No," says the jalapeΓ±o, "I'm a little chili"
The dad replies, "Go back to bed, son. We'll bury him in the morning."
a chili dog!
I'll show myself out.
Ghost Peppers.
A man walks into a bar and notices a woman sitting at a table. In front of her on the table is a full bowl of chili. Since the man is very hungry, he asks her if he can have her chili. She agrees, giving him the bowl. The man starts to quickly put spoonfuls into his mouth. As he gets to the end of the chili, he sees a dead rat at the bottom. This causes him to vomit back into the bowl.
In response, the woman said: "Yep, that's about as far as I got too."
How many beans do you put in Irish chili? Two hundred and thirty-nine.
Why? Because one more would be two-farty.
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If they added just one more, it would be too-farty!
*I open the door to leave the house*
Me: It's raining outside?
Mom: Yeah, and it's chilly; you might want a jacket.
Me: It's raining chili?!
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
They have to sit in their own pew.
A little chili
That's chili.
E:dit
Ok execution could be better. Any tips?
A chili dog.
To get to the other side...to get to the other siiiide
"To take it on the other-side"
Waiter : Hello, what can I get you today?
Man : I would like some chili please.
Waiter : Sir, this is a Chinese restaurant.
Man : I wourd rrike some chirri prease.
Give it a weigh , give a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Why don't you go ahead and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
I'm a little chili
One finishes his bowl and claims it's the best chili he's ever eaten. He looks at the second man who's bowl is completely full.
First man: are you gonna eat that?
Second man: nah I'm not feeling too good.
First man: wouldn't want it to go to waste then.
The first man eats the second bowl of chili and finds a dead mouse at the bottom. He instantly spews the chili back into the bowl.
Second man: yeah that's as far as I got too.
Chili
He gets jalapeΓ±o face!!!
That hit the spot.
Because he was just a little chili.
He says, "I'll have the minestrone."
The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of chili.
The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of lobster bisque.
The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of gazpacho.
After a while the waitress says, "Wow, you must be hungry."
The koala answers, "No, I'm just a moresoupial."
It's chili today and hot tamale.
Because if they added just one more bean, it would be too farty!
Waitress: what would you like?
Man: I would like a bowl of chili.
Waitress: But sir, this is a chinese restraunt.
Man : oh im so sorry. ( Squints eyes)
I would rike a bowl of chiri
If they add one more it would be too farty.
Give it a weigh! Give it a weigh! Give it a weigh now!
A hot diggity Dog.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
Unfortunately, the farmer said he had 99 poblanos but a Hatch ain't one.
...this morning I'm declaring a National Emergency at my southern border.
Give it a weigh. Give it a weigh. Give it a weigh now.
A young chicken goes to his mom and asks,"why are all of our names just chicken and nothing unique?"
She tells him not to worry and that he'll have a unique name soon, just like his siblings chili chicken, butter chicken and teriyaki chicken.
Chili.
The chili peppers were unsuccessful
you Chili things up.
A neutrino walks into a Mexican Restaurant. He orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The bartender comes up to his table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco, starts pouring sauce and asks:
"So how much salsa do you want, amigo?"
The neutrino answers:
"NO MASS! NO MASS!"
Stick her in the freezer.
He just recently immigrated and forgot the recipe back home.
He goes to his wife, 'Mary, I forgot the recipe. How many beans am I supposed to put in?'
Mary responds: '239.'
Why my love?
Mary: any more would be too farty
Big pepper: "Why are you shaking? Are you cold?"
Small pepper: "I'm a little chili."
HalalpeΓ±o.
A chili dog
So I can tear that ass up one last time.
The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.
Finally he asks his boss if he can just not wait on that customer. His boss asks why.
The worker screams in frustration: "I hate the mods on that sub!"
Neither of the men know what they are eating.
The first man says Wow, this soup makes it feel hot out here!
The second man looks in the pot, takes a bite, and says No no, I think it's chili.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's bowl of chili is full. He says, "If you're not going to eat that, mind if I take it?" The other guys says, "No, help yourself." He starts to eat it and about halfway down, his fork hits something. It's a dead mouse, and he vomits the chili back into the bowl. The other guys says, "That's about as far as I got, too."
They thought it was a bit tasteless.
I just bought a bag of red hot chili peppers and I need to give it a weigh! Give it a weigh! Give it a weigh nowww!
I guess he wanted seasoned professionals.
Because it was a little chili.
*Who's there?*
Baby JalapeΓ±o!
*Baby JalapeΓ±o who?*
Open the door, already! It's a little chili out here!
...it's a little chili outside
a Halal-peΓ±o
It became a chili dog
It was a chili dog.
It was a little chili.
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