Chili Beans Jokes

Funniest Chili Beans Short Jokes

Short chili beans jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chili beans humour may include short chili jokes also.

1. Can you tell me why the Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? well me boy, one more would be "twofarty".
2. why does traditional Irish chili only have 239 beans in it? ...if it had one more, it would be "teew faarty"
3. How does William Shakespeare make chili? With beans? Or not with beans?
   That is the question.
4. Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili?? If they added just one more, it would be too-f**...!
5. Why do Irish people only put 239 beans in their chili? If they add one more it would be too f**....
6. Why does an Irish chili have only 239 beans in it? Because one more would make it *too f**...*.
7. Why do the Irish only put two hundred and thirty nine beans in their chili? Because if they added just one more bean, it would be too f**...!
8. Irish chili How many beans do you put in Irish chili? Two hundred and thirty-nine.
   Why? Because one more would be two-f**....
9. How many beans are in Irish Chili? 239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too f**...".
10. 10 yr old brother put a twist on this joke I saw awhile back. Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans? Because one more would be one-f**... bowl of chili!

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Chili Beans One Liners

Which chili beans one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chili beans? I can suggest the ones about green beans and chili pepper.

1. Why do cowboys eat beans by the campfire? Because it's kinda chili

Chili Beans Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about chili beans you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chili dog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chili beans pranks.