Chili Beans Jokes
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Can you tell me why the Irish only put 239 beans in their chili?
well me boy, one more would be "twofarty".
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An Irish guy is making chili for a fall cookoff
He just recently immigrated and forgot the recipe back home.
He goes to his wife, 'Mary, I forgot the recipe. How many beans am I supposed to put in?'
Mary responds: '239.'
Why my love?
Mary: any more would be too f**...
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10 yr old brother put a twist on this joke I saw awhile back. Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?
Because one more would be one-f**... bowl of chili!
why does traditional Irish chili only have 239 beans in it?
...if it had one more, it would be "teew faarty"
Why do cowboys eat beans by the campfire?
Because it's kinda chili
How does William Shakespeare make chili?
With beans? Or not with beans?
That is the question.
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