The Best 4 Childrens Pirate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Childrens Pirate jokes. There are some childrens pirate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these childrens pirate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Childrens Pirate Jokes and Puns

What do you call a pirate that likes children?


Why do pirates not enjoy watching children's movies?

They're not rated arrr

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

How are Ethiopia and Neverland similar?

They're full of pirates.

And children who never grow up.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the childrens pirate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working childrens pirate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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