Childrens Pirate Jokes
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What do you call a pirate that likes children?
ARRRRGGHHHH Kelly.
Why do pirates not enjoy watching children's movies?
They're not rated arrr
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Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRR r**...
How are Ethiopia and Neverland similar?
They're full of pirates.
And children who never grow up.
A schoolteacher quits his job to become a pirate...
In 18th century America, a schoolteacher decides that he's sick and tired of teaching spelling and grammar to children all day. So he quits his job, sells his house, and plans to become a pirate. He goes down the harbor to buy a boat and hire a crew. Once his crew is ready, they head out onto the high seas, with the captain/former teacher at the helm.
As they sail, they spy a merchant ship on the horizon and start chasing it. As they catch up, the captain tells the first mate to command the crew to start priming the cannons. The first mate sends the message down and the crew readies the cannonballs, prepares the gunpowder, and takes aim at the merchant ship. The first mate runs back up to the helm and says "captain, the cannons be ready!"
The captain turns to the first mate and says "are!"
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