The Best 7 Childrens Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Childrens jokes. There are some childrens shakespear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these childrens english children puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Childrens Jokes and Puns

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Pitbull coming from the childrens play ground

What do you call a childrens book aimed at synaesthetes?

Horton hears a hue.

I can't believe the way they used the Childrens Health Insurance Program during the budget debate...

It was like a bargaining CHIP.

Im on the verge of starting my passion, a childrens sporting goods store

Little Dicks

I heard in the news that thay've found harmful materials in cosmetics and childrens crayons, but in the defense of the big corporations...

They're doing asbestos they can.


Why wont santa have sex with miss santa anymore?

He is to busy fitting in to all the naughty childrens chimneys.

Did you hear who wrote the new childrens book on United Airlines?

Dr.Seus

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the childrens childrens pirate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working childrens dead children piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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