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6 childrens jokes and hilarious childrens puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about childrens that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Unearthly Funniest Childrens Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What is a good childrens joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What's it called when a king and Queen have no children?

A receding heir line...

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What do you call children born in whorehouses?

Brothel sprouts

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Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

You have to be alive to have autism.

A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital.

He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses.
Am I in heaven? asks the disoriented priest.
No says one of the nurses. We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward.

I dont believe in hitting my children as punishment

So i send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead

My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils...

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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