Childrens Halloween Jokes
9 childrens halloween jokes and hilarious childrens halloween puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about childrens halloween that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Fun Childrens Halloween Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What is a good childrens halloween joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
With a wheelchair, everyday is Halloween!
Children are scared of you, adults try to guess what you are, and the elderly just give you candy!
Paraphrased from the wonderful Zach Anner
I love Halloween
It's the only time of the year I'm not questioned for giving out sweets to small children.
I love Halloween...
It's the only time of the year that I can lure young children in with candy without using my van.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I have decided to make caramel almonds instead of caramel apples this Halloween to give to children in my neighborhood.
So that they can s**... my nuts.
Had a dream I was passing out halloween, but all the young children were giants towering over me...
It was the Heightmare before Christmas
I love giving kisses to little children on Halloween..
I don't know but they love that candy
The definition of Halloween:
Halloween: the holiday when children vandalize your yard with toilet paper, then are rewarded with candy the next day.
Why can't the witch have any children?
Her husband has a Halloween.
^I'm ^^so ^^^sorry.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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