The Best 11 Childrens Halloween Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Childrens Halloween jokes. There are some childrens halloween kids jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these childrens halloween nosed reindeer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Childrens Halloween Jokes and Puns

With a wheelchair, everyday is Halloween!

Children are scared of you, adults try to guess what you are, and the elderly just give you candy!

Paraphrased from the wonderful Zach Anner

What do Alabama folks and children celebrating Halloween have in common?

They both wanna pump kin

I love Halloween

It's the only time of the year I'm not questioned for giving out sweets to small children.

I love Halloween...

It's the only time of the year that I can lure young children in with candy without using my van.

I'm really looking forward to Halloween this year. I'm doing a SAW themed party for my kids and their friends.

It begins with twelve children locked in the basement and I've hidden the Wi-Fi password inside the stomach of one of them.


I have decided to make caramel almonds instead of caramel apples this Halloween to give to children in my neighborhood.

So that they can suck my nuts.

Had a dream I was passing out halloween, but all the young children were giants towering over me...

It was the Heightmare before Christmas

I love giving kisses to little children on Halloween..

I don't know but they love that candy

The definition of Halloween:

Halloween: the holiday when children vandalize your yard with toilet paper, then are rewarded with candy the next day.

Why can't the witch have any children?

Her husband has a Halloween.

^I'm ^^so ^^^sorry.

On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the childrens halloween rudolph red jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working childrens halloween christmas piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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