The Best 16 Childrens Christmas Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Childrens Christmas jokes. There are some childrens christmas rudolph red jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these childrens christmas presents puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Childrens Christmas Jokes and Puns

In London this Christmas one in 5 children will not get a gift from Santa

One in every 5 children will not have a Christmas dinner with their parents

One in every 5 children will not have a Christmas tree in their house

This is not a message from the Salvation Army or unicef for you to donate

One in every 5 kids in London is a Muslim and they don't celebrate Christmas

Christmas must be a hard time for dyslexic children.

They get their presents from Satan.

I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations

Only on the holidays.

Christmas time. Valium and wine.

Children indulging in serious crime. With dad on the weed and mum's high on crack. Christmas is special when your family is black!

Because I try to be honest with myself, for Christmas I got my mom a book called "But, I'm Still Your Mom: How to Deal With Your Disappointing Grown Children"

Amazon says it should be here by the 29th.


Christmas in the USSR is as such:

good children get coal, bad children mine coal for next year

Santa is not the only one receiving letters this christmas; Satan gets letters too...

...but only from dyslexic children

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

I think that homeless children should get coal for Christmas...

We need to keep them warm enough to shovel our driveways!

Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.

Christmas tip

Christmas tip: wrap a bunch of empty boxes under the tree and every time one your kids misbehaves toss one into the fire

Of course be careful not to run out of children

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My children want a cat for Christmas...

I normally cook a turkey, but hey, whatever makes 'em happy.

You know you need to lose weight, and possibly a shave-

When you sit down at the mall to rest your feet, and random children jump into your lap to tell you what they want for Christmas.

Bad Odds

Thanks to Autocorrect,1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas.

Had a dream I was passing out halloween, but all the young children were giants towering over me...

It was the Heightmare before Christmas

This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.



He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the childrens christmas christmas carols jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working childrens christmas children piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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