The Best 22 Children Books Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Children Books jokes. There are some children books jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these children books puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Children Books Jokes and Puns

Just found out I will be in a children's book...

Well it's more of a register

A priest and a shepherd...

... from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It's a city in Africa.

The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:

"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "

The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his poem:

"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent.
But they were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "

Inigo Montoya gets married

He tells his new wife that he has always wanted a son to carry on the family name. They try for several years, but never have any children. Upset, he takes her to Miracle Max to see what can be done. Miracle Max looks her over, asks some questions, consults his books, and comes back with the bad news. He tells Inigo that his wife will never bear children. It turns out that she's inconceivable.

What do you call a childrens book aimed at synaesthetes?

Horton hears a hue.

I'm trying to build interest for my new children's book

It's about a vixen whose tail hurts, and each page after the introduction is a new animal trying to help her heal or deal with the pain. Sadly, every publisher I've contacted has rejected the manuscript outright.

I'm not giving up, though. "For Fox' ache" will find it's audience someday.


What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Timbuktu

Once in a quizshow. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal, so they had to create a verse about "Timbuktu".
The priest began:
"I was a father, all my life,
had no children, had no wife.
I read the Bible, through and through.
On my way to Timbuktu."
Then the Australian told his version:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two!"

Because I try to be honest with myself, for Christmas I got my mom a book called "But, I'm Still Your Mom: How to Deal With Your Disappointing Grown Children"

Amazon says it should be here by the 29th.

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support.

(My son found that in a children's joke book)

Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today.

JK

I'm writing a children's book about a female otter that goes to college.

It's called Alma Otter's alma mater.

You can explore children books reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean children books dad jokes. There are also children books puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Did you hear they're making a Mr Men book about a woman that can't have children?

It's called Little Miss Carrie.

Donald Trump is writing a children's book about running for President

He's going to title it, "Marco's Little Adventure"

J.K. Rowling started out writing children's literature. Then she tried her hand at writing books for grown-ups. Now she's back to writing for children.

Apparently Twitter's her new gig.

Kim Jong-il

When kim Jong-il was alive, a great deal of North Korean propaganda was created claiming things like Kim Jong-il and his father created the world, and that Kim Jong-il does not urinate or defecate.

Apparently, propaganda was also created for the children of North Korea in the form of a book titled "Everybody Poops... Except Kim Jong-il"

My buddies and I were playing poker with children's story books and I got a good hand.

Read em and sleep boys

My Parents always told That you should learn from mistakes.

That's Why they have so many books about children.

Hop on Pop

Hop on Pop is a fun children's book, Hop on Cop is illegal.

You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children?

"One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift." By Doppler Seuss.


Did you hear who wrote the new childrens book on United Airlines?

Dr.Seus

So, I walked into the Library yesterday and asked for a book on Genocide, Rape, killing and having sex with children...

The Librarian smiled handed me a copy of the Qur'an.

My wife made me go to a BDSM book reading today with whole families and children.

I think the book was called fifty shades of Christ.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the children books jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working children books piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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