Childre Jokes
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My children messed up the furniture...
when i got home from work i said "Oh how the tables have turned..."
Children under 10 get into the carnival for free
looks like i don't have to pay for my girlfriend this year
How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Wanna go swimming?
Children Are Hereditary
Children are hereditary...
if your parents were not able to have any children, chances are you won't be able to either.
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"Children, stop biting grandpa's nails...
...or I'll close the coffin!"
Do you know where your Children are?
In America they say "Its 11:00, do you know where your children are?"
in France they say "Its 11:00, do you know where your wife is?"
In Poland they say "Its 11:00, do you know what time it is?"
After having three children I started having trouble remembering their names...
So I just called them Eenie, Meanie, and Moiney. I didn't want any Mo.
Did you know having children is hereditary?
If your parents don't have them, neither will you.
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"Now little ones, where do children go when they do bad things...?", Mrs Mary asked.
"I know! I know!", Little Johnny said with vigour, " they go behind the bushes in the playground!"
"Please little Johnny, mind what you say"
"Oh its true Mrs Mary!", voiced Susan enthusiastically, "T.J took me there and showed me his w**...."
The teacher gasped in horror as T.J smiled mischievously.
"Oh, it was like a peanut it was!"
"Hah, so it was tiny?", the teacher relieved, asked.
"No, salty!"
Children are our greatest natural resource.
I pray it doesn't come to that.
--heard it on the radio, can't remember the comedian's name.
If we're all God's children,
I have two children, one's five months and the other is twenty one months...
...we didn't want too big a gap, so my wife had them both by caesarean.
-Ed Byrne
What do children in north korea study for a science?
Kimistry
How are children born?
Little peter and little Johnny asked their grandma,"How children are born Granny?".
"The Stark brings them in his beak my children", said Grandma.
Little Peter and little Johnny looked at each other and Little Jonny said ,"What do you think Peter, Shall we tell her?"
"No No" said Peter,"Leave her in her innocence"
Why were the children jumping for Joy?
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
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Why couldn't the children see their father after his s**... change?
Because he was trans-parent
Our children are our future.
Unless they invent a method for time travel, then they're also our past.
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How many children did Josh Duggar m**...?
19 kids and counting.
Too soon? :/
I saw some children playing cops and robbers
When I tried to tell them it used to be played cops or robbers, they laughed at me and went back to robbing the one playing the citizen.
I like my children how I like my essays.
Unplanned and poorly executed
I think my children are spoiled
I must have left them unrefrigerated for too long before eating them.
I believe the children are our future
and they should be praised and nurtured because they are the bus drivers and cabbies of tomorrow, and I drink a lot.
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