The Best 5 Childproof Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Childproof jokes. There are some childproof bulletproof jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these childproof airtight puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Childproof Jokes and Puns

My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler...

... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.

My girlfriend had trouble opening her her birth control.

I told her it's because it's child-proof.

I childproofed the house.

But they keep getting in anyway.

I've childproofed my entire house.

Now the little bastards won't get in.

Awesome watch

I got an awesome watch for
my birthday. It was
waterproof, shockproof,
fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof.

I lost it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the childproof safety jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working childproof preschooler piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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