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5 childproof jokes and hilarious childproof puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about childproof that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Heartwarming Childproof Jokes that Make You Laugh

What is a good childproof joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Wife said the grandkids were coming over for the first time..I spent five hours child-proofing the house.

They still got in.

My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler...

... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.

My girlfriend had trouble opening her her birth control.

I told her it's because it's child-proof.

I spent two hours child-proofing my home.

They still got in.

I childproofed the house.

But they keep getting in anyway.


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