But today is opposite day so it's all good
She said, "You act so childish whenever I'm around. Now, it's either 'your mom' jokes or me."
I said, "And I, like so many men before me, will eagerly choose your mom."
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"
not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress
That explains why I'm so childish.
She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away.
"I went out for the day, and rode on the choo choo", said Billy.
"Billy", said the teacher, "we don't use childish and immature language in my class. You rode on a train... Steve?"
"My dad and I went go-karting but I crashed and got a boo boo", said Steve.
"Steve, I just said we do not use immature and childish words. You injured yourself... And class, I don't want to hear any of you use silly, childish, immature words. Okay, Johnny?"
"My mum and dad took me to the cinema to see the new Christopher Robin film with that bear Winnie The Shit."
The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
But she didn't have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in
How silly childish ideas can be...thinking god exists
...but she couldn't because she doesn't know the password to enter my pillow fort.
... I told the bitch to get the fuck out my couch fortress.
Being awfully childish, I started to use her body like an instrument. When I'd tap her left boob, it made a snare noise, and her right boob was my cymbal. Her butt also made beautiful music as I struck it like bongos.
She started to get upset and yelled, "How would you like it if I used you like an instrument?!"
I replied, "Just fine, as long as I can be a flute."
The other day, I bought her a pair of walkie talkies.
She squinted her eyes at me and said, "Our relationship is over."
I squinted my eyes right back and told her, "Our relationship is what? Over."
And the boy says in his childish voice "gee mister, these woods sure are scary!"
To which the man replies in a humbled tone " your telling me! And I gotta walk out of here alone!"
So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and ran away..HA!
She said it was very childish of me to count that. She was right about that, but that still leaves her at 676.
My Girlfriend broke up with me.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
So, I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
* Step 1: say "eye"
* Step 2: spell the word "map"
* Step 3: say "nus"
* Now say that all together...
She kept stealing my bath toys.
Anne Frankly They're childish and offensive
But it's weird to watch hentai with your parents.
JuveNile!
Before we left the house, my wife told me to behave myself (I can be childish sometimes). As we were eating, her friend said, "I feel like there was something in the air that made me want to have a baby."
Without thinking, I said, "Yeah, your legs." And then the fight started.
"That's hard Michael"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"
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Childish Bambino
Pun-ting
Now I understood why I act too childish.
Apparently, sucking tits of my female coworkers wasn't such a good idea.
I find yo mama jokes very stupid and childish..
They are quite pointless and have no humor, the only humor is from children under 6.. Therefore, I find them very stupid, horrible, and pointless...... JUST LIKE YO MAMA!!!!!!!
I was so shocked i almost fell out of the trolley
They're just childish xD
so my dick remembers everything.
credit goes to Childish gambino.
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