The Best 38 Childish Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Childish jokes. There are some childish infantile jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these childish infancy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Childish Jokes and Puns

Childish immature jokes are the best

* Step 1: say "eye"
* Step 2: spell the word "map"
* Step 3: say "nus"
* Now say that all together...

A man and a boy are walking in the woods

And the boy says in his childish voice "gee mister, these woods sure are scary!"
To which the man replies in a humbled tone " your telling me! And I gotta walk out of here alone!"

My wife and I were at dinner with her pregnant friend and her husband.

Before we left the house, my wife told me to behave myself (I can be childish sometimes). As we were eating, her friend said, "I feel like there was something in the air that made me want to have a baby."

Without thinking, I said, "Yeah, your legs." And then the fight started.

Childish joke, My wife and I were at dinner with her pregnant friend and her husband.

Childish but made me laugh

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"

Yo Mama Jokes.

I find yo mama jokes very stupid and childish..
They are quite pointless and have no humor, the only humor is from children under 6.. Therefore, I find them very stupid, horrible, and pointless...... JUST LIKE YO MAMA!!!!!!!

My girlfriend wanted to have a talk about how childish i am

But she didn't have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in

I counted the times I was right in arguments with my girlfriend. I was right 1450 times and she was right 675 times.

She said it was very childish of me to count that. She was right about that, but that still leaves her at 676.

Childish joke, I counted the times I was right in arguments with my girlfriend. I was right 1450 times and she was

The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them.

That explains why I'm so childish.

My girlfriend threatened to break up with me

She said, "You act so childish whenever I'm around. Now, it's either 'your mom' jokes or me."

I said, "And I, like so many men before me, will eagerly choose your mom."

My gf told me to stop being childish, she just wants to come in for a talk

not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress

My girlfriend broke up with me

She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away.

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What do you call it when a comedian falls back on childish humor simply to avoid complete failure?


Guys.. Seriously Jew jokes aren't funny.

Anne Frankly They're childish and offensive

I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it's not childish and immature at all.

But it's weird to watch hentai with your parents.

When i was 5 i thought the rain was god peeing

How silly childish ideas can be...thinking god exists

The author of the book "Childish Retorts" died today.

RIP Ewan Whosarmy

Childish joke, The author of the book "Childish Retorts" died today.

Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won!

The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..

My girlfriend told me I was too childish.

The other day, I bought her a pair of walkie talkies.

She squinted her eyes at me and said, "Our relationship is over."

I squinted my eyes right back and told her, "Our relationship is what? Over."

I had to divorce my wife, she was just SO childish

She kept stealing my bath toys.

My girlfriend dumped me today saying I was too childish

But today is opposite day so it's all good

I'm way too childish. I should stop saying "That's what she said"

"That's hard Michael"


What do you call a River who acts in a very Childish way?


They say you are what you eat.

Now I understood why I act too childish.

Donald Glover a.k.a. Childish Gambino a.k.a. Don Glover a.k.a.

Dong Lover... Lol

What was Babe Ruth called when he was in elementary school?

Childish Bambino

My Girlfriend thinks that I am childish

My Girlfriend broke up with me.

She thinks that I am childish.

So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.

My girlfriend wanted to talk to me about how childish I am...

...but she couldn't because she doesn't know the password to enter my pillow fort.

What's the difference between George H.W Bush and Stephen Hillenberg?

One created a childish cartoon character that dominated TV screens in the 2000s, and the other one created Spongebob.

My girlfriend told me i was too childish last week while we were shopping

I was so shocked i almost fell out of the trolley

My girlfriend said she wants to break up with me because im too childish

i said please give me another chance
she said "no, we're through, done, finished, end of, period.
so i started laughing
she said "what are u laughing for?"
i said "hehe, you said period"

"You're so childish!" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends? This is ridiculous! This relationship is over!"

I shouted back, "This relationship is what?! Over!"

My wife told me to stop acting childish

I told her to get out of my fort

My wife keeps telling me that I'm really childish when we argue.

What does she know? She's a stinky poo face, anyway.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and voter fraud?

One is a childish fantasy about getting what you want. The other has flying reindeer.

My wife wants to talk to me about my childish behaviour.

Little does she know she can't enter my pillow fort without the secret password.

My girlfriend messaged me to say she's breaking up with me because I'm too childish. So I marched over to her house, rang her door bell and ran away

That'll teach her

My girlfriend just accused me of being too childish, walked out, and slammed the door. It was pretty brave of her...

...considering the floor was lava.

My girlfriend called me childish the other day

I was so shocked I nearly choked on my alphabetti spaghetti

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We suggest to use only working childish causation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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