Following is our collection of funny Childish jokes. There are some childish infantile jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these childish infancy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
* Step 1: say "eye"
* Step 2: spell the word "map"
* Step 3: say "nus"
* Now say that all together...
And the boy says in his childish voice "gee mister, these woods sure are scary!"
To which the man replies in a humbled tone " your telling me! And I gotta walk out of here alone!"
Before we left the house, my wife told me to behave myself (I can be childish sometimes). As we were eating, her friend said, "I feel like there was something in the air that made me want to have a baby."
Without thinking, I said, "Yeah, your legs." And then the fight started.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"
I find yo mama jokes very stupid and childish..
They are quite pointless and have no humor, the only humor is from children under 6.. Therefore, I find them very stupid, horrible, and pointless...... JUST LIKE YO MAMA!!!!!!!
But she didn't have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in
She said it was very childish of me to count that. She was right about that, but that still leaves her at 676.
That explains why I'm so childish.
She said, "You act so childish whenever I'm around. Now, it's either 'your mom' jokes or me."
I said, "And I, like so many men before me, will eagerly choose your mom."
not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress
She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away.
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Anne Frankly They're childish and offensive
But it's weird to watch hentai with your parents.
How silly childish ideas can be...thinking god exists
RIP Ewan Whosarmy
The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
The other day, I bought her a pair of walkie talkies.
She squinted her eyes at me and said, "Our relationship is over."
I squinted my eyes right back and told her, "Our relationship is what? Over."
She kept stealing my bath toys.
But today is opposite day so it's all good
"That's hard Michael"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"
JuveNile!
Now I understood why I act too childish.
Dong Lover... Lol
Childish Bambino
My Girlfriend broke up with me.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
...but she couldn't because she doesn't know the password to enter my pillow fort.
One created a childish cartoon character that dominated TV screens in the 2000s, and the other one created Spongebob.
I was so shocked i almost fell out of the trolley
i said please give me another chance
she said "no, we're through, done, finished, end of, period.
so i started laughing
she said "what are u laughing for?"
i said "hehe, you said period"
I shouted back, "This relationship is what?! Over!"
I told her to get out of my fort
What does she know? She's a stinky poo face, anyway.
One is a childish fantasy about getting what you want. The other has flying reindeer.
Little does she know she can't enter my pillow fort without the secret password.
That'll teach her
...considering the floor was lava.
I was so shocked I nearly choked on my alphabetti spaghetti
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