childhoods Jokes

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Two old Polish guys were talking about how tough their childhoods were...

"When I was a boy, my father taught me to swim the old fashioned way! He just took me out to the middle of a lake and threw me overboard!"

"Wow! That must have been scary!"

"Well, it was easy enough swimming back to shore, once I got myself out of that burlap sack."


Two sisters, a blond and a redhead, walk into a bar...

They haven't seen each other in a while so they order some drinks and begin to catch up. At first they talk about their childhoods, their family, and mutual friends, but eventually they start to talk about the men they've been seeing.

The blonde says, "I've been sleeping with a Fireman. He's amazing in bed."

The redhead looks impressed, and wants to brag as well. "Oh, well, last night I slept with a Brazilian."

The blonde sister grins.

"You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"


This will ruin some of your childhoods. How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Rocket Asphyxiation


What's the difference between Roman Polansky and Michael Bay?

One rapes children and the other rapes childhoods.


George Lucas accused of rape

Of our childhoods


What are the most funny Childhoods jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Childhoods? Well, here are the best Childhoods dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Childhoods pick up lines to share with friends.


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