Childhood Friend Jokes
17 childhood friend jokes and hilarious childhood friend puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about childhood friend that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Childhood Friend Short Jokes
Short childhood friend jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The childhood friend humour may include short childhood memories jokes also.
- My childhood was tough. I'm so ugly, that when I was a baby my mother refused to breastfeed me.
She told me she just liked me as a friend. - I have a childhood friend who has suffered from schizophrenia his whole life. In fact, he never moved out… He still lives in my head.
- My friend showed me some of his childhood photos. "These look nothing like you!" My friend responded "Why would they?"
- This old Scottish friend of mine has saved every toothbrush he has used since childhood! He even puts them both out on display occassionaly.
- I finally figured out how to reunite with my beloved childhood dog a friendly visit with the Sentinelese
- My classmate was complaining that the only friend she had through her childhood was an imaginary friend... I told her to rotate it 90 degrees.
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Childhood Friend One Liners
Which childhood friend one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with childhood friend? I can suggest the ones about childhood and school friends.
- A midget told their friend about a childhood story It started with When I was little
The Funniest Childhood Friend Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about childhood friend you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean favorite childhood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make childhood friend pranks.
Traditional jokes from my childhood #3
A group of friends were hiking a mountain and were planning on having a picnic up there..
One of the friends stutters a lot on the starts of sentences... On the way up he kept saying "w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-" until they made it to the top of the mountain he was finally able to say "We forgot our food", everyone got mad and sad and started their way back down.
The joke doesn't end here... on the way down he kept saying "J-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j..." until they made it to where they had parked their car he was finally able to say "Just kidding".
An american comes back to the old country and is trying to explain his childhood friend what america is all about. "I jump in my truck in the morning and drive all day, and by night I still have not reached the other side of my farm"
"I know, I got a car just like that"
A man goes to the movie theater
He sees a childhood friend of his embracing a woman in the back rows. He goes up to them and asks, "Who's this?"
His friend proudly replies, "It's my lover!"
The man then said, "Not you, I'm asking my wife."
being an old man I only remember one joke from my childhood and here it is. I hope that you enjoy it
why did the baker get an electric shock
he stood on a currant bun
ha ha
anyway this is the only joke I remember from when me and my friends were sprogs back in the day with no internet or anything like that
thanks
Rog. H
Geology rocks! Geometry rules! Can you think of anymore?
I've always liked the joke from "Friends", that Ross has geology rocks! written in his childhood notepad. I also thought you could say geometry rules! Can you guys think of any others?
Another of my favorite childhood jokes: taking the dog to the vet
A woman became concerned about her dog after he started showing little interest in things he used to love. She also noticed him spending most of the day sleeping and lagging behind on walks, so she decided to take him to the vet.
The vet picked up the dog and checked him all over, intensely studying the dog's condition. After a couple minutes, the vet said, "I'm going to have to put him down."
The woman teared up at the thought of losing her best friend and asked why.
The vet said, "Because my arms are getting tired."
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Two old guys are drinking
Two elderly men are out drinking one evening. They've been friends since childhood and they are both approaching their 80th birthdays. As they sit at the bar and reminisce about their lives one of the men glances across the bar and sees another couple of buddies who are also up in years out drinking as well. The man elbows his friend and says "Hey, you see those two old geezers over there drinking on the other side of the bar? That's gonna be us in 10 years." His buddy looks at him dumbfounded and says "That's a mirror d**...!"
Three childhood friends sign up for the army
And it's their first day, time for assignments.
The drill Sergeant asks the first one. "WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?"
"I like to go sailing!" he replied.
"OK, YOU ARE NOW IN CHARGE OF BOATS!"
The second friend stood up for his turn, and was asked the same question. "I like to fly..."
"OK YOU ARE NOW IN CHARGE OF OUR PLANES!"
The third friend came up and was once again asked what he liked to do. However, he had a stutter so all he could say was "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I"...
The drill sergeant looks at him and replies, "OK, YOU ARE NOW IN CHARGE OF THE MACHINE GUNS!"
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The h**... and the city slicker
A h**... gets a visit from a childhood friend who's been living in the big city for many years. They decide to go for a drive while they catch up and talk about old times.
While they're driving along, the h**... sees a sheep with it's head caught in the fence.
"Woo yeah!" he exclaims, stopping the car. His friend watches as he jumps out and proceeds to start having his way with the sheep.
After a few minutes of this, the h**... shouts, "Hey, you want some of this?"
The city boy raises an eyebrow, hops out of the car, and sticks his head in the fence.