The Best 7 Child Rapist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Child Rapist jokes. There are some child rapist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these child rapist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Child Rapist Jokes and Puns

A priest, a child molester, and a rapist walk into a bar...

He sits down and has a drink

I have a friend who's a cannibal, but he's a really great guy. He only eats murderers, rapists, and child molesters. He builds homes for the homeless. He volunteers.

He's a real humanitarian.

A bunch of rapists take over a monastery...

... and they tell the nuns to say their last prayers as virgins because they will rape all of them. Just then a young nun jumps out and says "do whatever you which with us, but please spare our mother superior, she's rather old and fragile". The mother nun then interrupts her and says " hush child ... all of us means all of us"

Supreme Court

Year 2022; Republicans Vote Child-Rapist into SCOTUS 51-49

Year 2027; Republicans Vote Murderer into SCOTUS 50-50 + Veep

Year 2035; Republicans Vote Ivanka Trump into SCOTUS 62-38

A reality star, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar.

And Josh Duggar orders a drinkο»Ώ.


There's only two one thing worse than a rapist

A child

Joke about muslims

A muslim, a rapist and a child molester walks into a bar. He orders a drink

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the child rapist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working child rapist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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