The Best 35 Child Molestation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Child Molestation jokes. There are some child molestation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these child molestation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Child Molestation Jokes and Puns

A cop pulls over a car with two priests.

The cop makes his way up to the window and says, We're looking for two child molesters.

The priests look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop.

We'll do it.

Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he's looking for two child molesters.

Catholic priests looking at each other: We'll do it!

Two priests are out driving one day..

when they get pulled over by a police officer.

The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver
"Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters"

The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says;

"Alright officer, we'll do it"

Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.

The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.

"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.

The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.

Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."

Two priests are out driving and get pulled over

The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters

The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says—

Alright officer, we'll do it


What's it called when an illegal immigrant and a child molester get in a fist fight?

Alien VS predator

A thief, a child molester and a priest walk into a bar

He orders a drink

Two priests in a car...

... as a cop pulls them over.
"Sir, we are looking for two child molesters..."
The priests look at each other and after a short moment the driver says:
"Okay, we'll do it"

A teacher was called in by the police for accusations of child molestation

"What is your name sir?"

"Mark Stephens"

"How old are you?"

"37 years old"

"And what do you do for a living?"

"I teach school chilren"

"Come again?"

"I teach school chilren"

"Do you mean children?"

"What?"

"You said chilren, you forgot the D"

"Oh no, I put the D in children later"

A priest, a theif, and a child molester enters a bar.

He buys a drink.

What do you call a spanish child molester?

A Pedrophile.

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Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child molester...

And that's just the first guy.

What is one good thing about child molesters?

They drive slowly in the school zones

A child molester, a conman and a priest walks into a bar

He then sat down.

Two preists are out for a drive when suddenly...

...they are pulled over by a police officer.

The officer says, "We are looking for two child molesters in the area."

The two priests calmly and quietly discuss something for a few moments.

Finally, one of the priests turns to the officer and says, "Okay, we'll do it."

I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester...

They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

A priest is walking through the woods at night

He is stopped by a policeman. The priest asks, "What seems to be the problem, officer?" The policeman replies, "A Boy Scout was abducted in the area, and we are looking for a potential child molester." The priest thinks for a second, and says, "I'll do it."

What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid?

Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?

So a little boy and a child molester are walking though a forest in the middle of the night.

The little boy says,"I'm scared."
So the Molester says,"You're scared? I've gotta walk back alone!"


A cop pulls over two catholic priests and says "I"m looking for two child molesters"...

And the priests reply; "We'll do it!"

A priest, a child molester, and a rapist walk into a bar...

He sits down and has a drink

Two bishops get pulled over by a cop...

Two bishops get pulled over by a cop who says: "We're looking for two child molesters". Bishop one asks him to excuse them for a moment and whispers something to bishop two. After a few seconds, he turns back to the policeman and says: "Okay, we'll do it"

Did you hear about the Jewish child molester?

He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?"

A pastor, a scammer, and a child molester

walks into a bar.

Two priests were driving down a road...

Two priests were driving down a road when they were pulled over by a police officer.

The officer said, I'm looking for two child molesters

The priests took a moment to think, and then in unison said we'll do it!

Did you hear about child molester who plays the piano?

He was fingering a minor

Statistics show that one out of three of your next door neighbors could be a child molester...

Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds.

Illegal immigrant vs. Child molester

If and illegal immigrant fought a child molester, would it be considered alien vs. predator?

What do you call a Mexican child molester?

A Pedrophile

A new experimental punishment for child molesters involves chaining them to electricity-producing machines and having them work 24/7

Researcers hope to be able to generate multiple pedowatts of power.

Two priests drive around at night.

Going through a wooded area, they are stopped by the police. Seeing he just has stopped two men of the cloth, the officer mutters: "Excuse me, but we are looking for a child molester..." The priests stick their heads together, and after a short whispered discussion, exclaim: "OK, we'll do it!"

At my therapy session today, I suddenly remembered that as a child I was molested by a clown.

I never knew I had IT in me.

Two priests are driving along the road when they get stopped by a police officer

The officer walks up to the priests' car and tells them, "Hello sirs, we're looking for two child molesters. Have you seen anyone that could resemble the sort?"

The priest in the driver's seat turns to the other, and after a brief moment of conversation, turns back to the officer and says,

"Yeah, okay, we'll do it."

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure.

^^^sorry.

What's the difference between acne and a Child Molester?

Acne waits till you are 13 to come all over your face.

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