The Best 9 Child Knock Knock Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Child Knock Knock jokes. There are some child knock knock knocks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these child knock knock swerve puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Child Knock Knock Jokes and Puns

I only knock up anti-vaxxers.

Better to pay 4 years of child support than 18.

My now knocked up GF just told me that she's an anti-vaxxerr

so I only have to pay for 4 years of child support instead of 18.

I knocked on my father's door in the middle of the night, begging him to let me in. I said, "Please let me stay here dad, I'm a wanted man."

He said, "That's impossible son. You weren't even a wanted child."

A salesman knocks on the door and a small child answers

The salses man asks, "Is your father home"?

"No, he was ran over by a tractor".

"I'm sorry to hear that, is your mother home"?

"No, she was ran over by a tractor".

"Do you have any big brother or sister at home"?

"No, they were ran over by a tractor"

"So what are you doing here all alone"?

"I'm driving a tractor"

Halloween trick or treat

I remember a story from last year. I was sat in my living room when I heard a small knock at the door. As I opened the door there was a little boy dressed as the Predator, with his dad. I asked "and who are you meant to be?" kneeling down to give him a sweet, "a child Predator" his dad responds. "What a coincidence" I thought.


If you accidentally knock up an anti-vaxxer, fear not!

You'll probably only have to pay a few years of child support.

Two men are driving down the road....

A police officer pulls them over and approaches the car. He knocks on the window and they roll it down.

The officer says "excuse me gentlemen we are looking for two child molesters in the area."

The driver rolls the window up for a moment and converses with his passenger. After a moment he rolls the window back down.

"OK officer, we'll do it."

Child to Parent - If you didn't see me for 10 mins would you remember me? Parent - Of course! Child - How about 10 hours, days, weeks, months, years? Parent - I will love and remember you for ever!

Child - Knock knock
Parent - Who's there?
Child - You've forgotten me already!

Courtesy of a child at work

(My responses are in the brackets)

Will you remember me in a hour? (Yes)
Will you remember me in a day? (Yes)
Will you remember me in a week? (Yes)
Will you remember me in a month? (Yes)
Will you remember me in a year? (Yes)

Knock knock
(Who's there?)
You've forgotten me already!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the child knock knock knocker jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working child knock knock knocking door piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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