Following is our collection of funny Child Abuse jokes. There are some child abuse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these child abuse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
would it be domestic violence or child abuse?
After hearing it, I thought it had all the ingredients of a great joke: child abuse; incestual rape, tears, poverty and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline.
Something about $10 a month...
he could turn alcohol into child abuse
Alien vs Predator
Some kid in the park called me ugly
So that rules out child abuse then....
Let me tell you guys before my dad beats me to it.
Just goes to show that abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
A PETA-phile.
…but the would-be abuser gave him the HeebieBeeGees…
The headquarters are on Savile Row.
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Due to abusing child labor in asian countries, his karma was getting killed by a PC.
The priest at our church had to leave because of a child abuse scandal. He was raped by three kids.
when i remembered child abuse is illegal.
Grow up!
Beats me.
Beats by Dad
One is used by abrasive people, and the other was also raised by abusive people.
The last time i did it, i had to spend 7 years in jail.
... That they call the Pope daddy
What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?
Kids say the darnedest things.
But many priests are still coming in a little behind.
Child tested, mother approved!
If you beat your kids at a burger king it legally changes from child abuse to a whopper jr.
Because govt. think it's a minor issue.
In Canada. In the U.S. it's fine. In Russia it's good parenting.
Is it domestic violence or child abuse?
Unfortunately it is for victims only
Well you know what they say; If you can't beat them, join them
Big whoop
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the child abuse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working child abuse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.