Chihuahua Jokes
66 chihuahua jokes and hilarious chihuahua puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about chihuahua that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of hilarious Chihuahua jokes. From short to long, these jokes are sure to get you chuckling.
Funniest Chihuahua Short Jokes
Short chihuahua jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chihuahua humour may include short shih tzu jokes also.
- I entered my Chihuahua in an 'ugliest dog' contest and I won first place! My dog came in third.
- List if 10 worst dog breeds 1. There
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10. Chihuahuas - If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it... a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it.
- Whats the difference between a chihuahua and a Jewish kid playing Hopscotch? One is yippy and skiddish, the other is skippy and Yiddish!
- Top 10 most aggressive dog breeds 10: You
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1: Chihuahuas - What do you get if you mate a bear and a chihuahua? a dead chihuahua and a dissatisfied bear
- What do you get when you take a Great Dane and cross it with a Chihuahua? A dead chihuahua.
- Guy walks into a bar Bartender: Sorry sir, we don't allow dogs in the bar.
Guy: It's a seeing eye dog.
Bartender: They gave you a Chihuahua?
Guy: They Gave me a Chihuahua??? - As a kid growing up in the Vietnam I could always tell how well the economy was by what type of dog food my parents bought. Chihuahua when it was bad, Black lab when it was good.
- A fox and a chihuahua bump into each other The fox says: 'I'm sorry'
The chihuahua replies: 'Orale, I'm perry'
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Chihuahua One Liners
Which chihuahua one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chihuahua? I can suggest the ones about hound dog and terrier dog.
- How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? Konnichihuahua
- What do you get when you crossbreed a Chihuahua with a German Shepherd? A que-nein.
- Why did Conor McGregor get a Chihuahua? He wasn't ready for a Boxer.
- How does a chihuahua say good day in japanese? Konnichihuahua
- How does a chihuahua kill a rottweiler? Asphyxiation.
- Chihuahuas are a lot like farts... ...only their owners can stand them.
- What did the chihuahua name his sailboat? El Barko
- Why did Connor McGregor get a Chihuahua? He couldn't handle a Boxer.
- Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket? Because it was a chili dog!
- How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichiuaua
- I wrapped my Chihuahua in a hot dog bun for warmth.. It was a chili dog.
- How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal.
- Today I saw a baby Chihuahua killing a Great Dane. How?
Great Dane choked to death. - What do you call a massive chihuahua? A ChihuaWOW!
- Why is my wife like a chihuahua in bed? Because she's a little ruff
Chihuahua Dog Jokes
Here is a list of funny chihuahua dog jokes and even better chihuahua dog puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was at a dog fight recently. The combatants were a 200lb Rottweiler and a 2lb Chihuahua. The Chihuahua emerged victorious... The Rottweiler choked on him.
- I get really embarrassed when female guests visit my house and my dog sniffs their c**.... Ok, he's a chihuahua and I have to lift him up, but it's still embarrassing.
- I find it really embarrassing that whenever anyone visits my house, the dog starts sniffing their c**.... Especially, as it is a Chihuahua and I have to lift him up.
- What's the difference between a Golden Chihuahua and a g**...? You never have to pay before the dog'll pee on you.
- Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! I can't stop having s**... with dogs! Doctor "That's disgusting man! How depraved! What's the world coming to!? How low can you go!?"
"chihuahua" - I get embarrassed when my dog sniffs peoples' c**... Especially because he's a chihuahua and I have to lift him up.
Amusing Chihuahua Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about chihuahua you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean small dog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chihuahua pranks.
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
Two guys and their dogs are walking down the street...
...one's got a german shepherd and the other's got a chihuahua.
They get hungry so the german shepherd guy suggests they grab a bite to eat at the restaurant on the corner, but his friend says, "They won't let us into a restaurant with our dogs!"
"Just follow my lead," says the first guy.
He walks up and the maitre'd says, "What are you, nuts?! You can't come in here with a dog!"
"But it's a seeing eye dog," the guy with the german shepherd explains.
"Oh, excuse me, now I understand. Go right ahead," says the maitre'd.
The next guy walks up and the maitre'd stops him too. "You can't come in here with a dog!"
Following his friend's cue the guy says, "But it's a seeing eye dog!"
The maitre'd looks skeptical and says, "Sir - that's no seeing eye dog. It's just a chihuahua."
The guy jumps back in shock... "WHAT!? They gave me a chihuahua!!?"
Some guys are talking about pets...
They get to talking about how good big dogs are because they can make good guard dogs.
One of the guys says "I preferred my old chihuahua pebbles better. And no other dog made me feel safer! He died killing a rabid full grown doberman for me!"
The other guys are confused and ask how that was even possible.
"The doberman choked to death."
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar, and asks:
-who owns the big dobermann outside.
-I own that dog, the meanest and ugliest of the bikers say.
-I am truly sorry, but it appears that my little Chihuahua has killed it.
-"What? How is that possible?" The biker says.
-Well, your dog got mine stuck in its t**....
Two guys were walking their dogs....
Two guys were walking their dogs-one had a German Shepherd and the other had a Chihuahua. The man with the Shepherd suggested going into a bar for a drink. The other man says, "They're not going to let dogs into the bar." And the first guy says, "No? Watch this." So he puts on some dark glasses, acts like the German Shepherd is a seeing-eye dog, walks into the bar and orders a drink. And no one says anything. So the second guy takes out some dark glasses, slips them on, and walks his Chihuahua into the bar. The bartender says, "Sorry-we don't allow dogs in here." And the man says, "It's okay-it's my seeing-eye dog." The bartender laughs and says, "This Chihuahua is your seeing-eye dog?" And the guy says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"
A guy walks in to his backyard and sees a gorilla in his tree
He gets online and finds a man who specializes in gorilla removal. When he arrives at the house he has a stick, a set of handcuffs, a chihuahua, and a shotgun.
He tells the homeowner "I'm going to climb up in the tree and use the stick to hit the gorilla until he falls out of the tree. Upon landing, the trained chihuahua will viciously lunge for the gorillas g**... and when he attempts to protect himself we will slap on the handcuffs."
The homeowner, a little bewildered, says "that's crazy enough it just might work, but what is the shotgun for?"
"If I fall out of the tree first....shoot the chihuahua."
What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?
Chihuehue
My chihuahua shakes a lot.
Turns out he has **Barkinsons**
There once was a beautiful Chihuahua and she had 3 Chihuahua suitors. She told them she would date the one who could most creatively use the words Liver and Cheese in a sentence.
The first Chihuahua said he likes his liver with a little cheese.
The second Chihuahua said he likes his cheese with a little liver.
The third Chihuahua said, Liver alone! Cheese Mine!
Did you hear about the chihuahua that killed the German Shepherd
It got stuck in its t**....
What do you call a dachshund-chihuahua mix?
A b**...-w**...
Sick chihuahua
A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They're immediately taken back to a room.
Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor
comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill.
This must be a mistake, the man says. I've been here only 20 minutes!
No mistake, the doctor says. It's $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.
A husky, a pitbull, and a chihuahua are all fighting over a poodle.
Poodle says: "I'll only choose the mate who can use the words 'Liver' and 'Cheese' in one sentence..."
Husky: "Well that's easy, I love liver and I love cheese!"
Poodle: "That's not gonna work"
Pitbull: "I hate liver and I hate cheese!"
Poodle: "...No"
Chihuahua: "LIVER ALONE, CHEESE MINE!"
A man walks into a bar.
A man walks into a bar and asks,
"Does anyone here own the Rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" says a biker, standing up. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." The man hesitated.
"What are you talking about?!" the biker says in disbelief. "How could your little runt kill my Rottweiler?"
"Well, he got stuck in your dog's t**...."
Dog Show Hair Remover
A young woman had entered her dog in the dog show in the smooth-haired breed category. To give it an advantage, she went to the pharmacist for some hair remover. The pharmacist gave her the product requested and advised, "Just remember to keep your arms up for at least five minutes." "Errr... it's not for my armpits," she flustered, embarrassed, "it's for my Chihuahua" "Oh well, in that case," said the pharmacist, "don't ride a bike for twenty minutes."
A dog owner is relaxing in the park when a man approaches.
—I'm sorry, but my chihuahua just killed your dog.
—That's absurd, my dog is a mastiff. How your ridiculously small chihuahua could possibly kill mine?
—Well, my dog got stuck in your dog's t**... and choke him to death.
A big angry man walks into a bar and says "Who has the Chihuahua t**... out front"?
A man in the back of the bar stands up and says "That's my Chihuahua"
"Well, he just killed my Rottweiler!"
" What?!! How did your Rottweiler get killed by my Chihuahua?!!"
" I think he choked on him".