The Best 7 Chiefs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chiefs jokes. There are some chiefs executive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chiefs kansas city chiefs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chiefs Jokes and Puns

A guy is scoping out chicks in a bar...

...when he sees one wearing a Kansas City Chiefs jersey.

He walks up to her and says, "Hi. My name is 21 Point Lead."

The woman laughs and replies, "That's not your name!"

The guy says, "You're right, but I figured anyone wearing a Chiefs jersey would blow a 21 point lead."

Did you hear about the group of Kansas City football players who all contracted skin infections while smoking marijuana?

The Joint Chiefs of Staph

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?

You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

When is the only time you don't see to many women in the kitchen

When the chiefs are highly paid professionals


They had to move the Rams V Chiefs game from Mexico City to LA due to poor field conditions

They should have seen it coming since all the good Mexican landscapers are in the U.S.

Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

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We suggest to use only working chiefs navy chief piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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