The Best 56 Chicks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chicks jokes. There are some chicks bird jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Chicks Jokes and Puns

Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it?

because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*

What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?

Both fun to ride just don't let your friends see you doing it.

mopeds are like fat chicks...

they're fun to ride, until your friends see

Chicks joke, mopeds are like fat chicks...

What do pennies and fat chicks have in common?

Unless you're broke and desperate, they're not worth picking up.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.


Why do fat chicks give good head?

Because they have to

So there's this magical mountain...

...where people jump off, and land in a pool of whatever they yell. There are three chicks, a brown-haired girl, and brunette, and a blonde. The brown-haired girl jumps, and yells "CANDY!", and lands in a huge pool of candy. The brunette jumps off and yells "MONEY!", and lands in a pool of money. The blonde jumps and yells "CANNONBALL!".

Chicks joke, So there's this magical mountain...

Please join me. My daughter an I did this for hours one day.

Zombie phlebotomist, veinnnnns.
Zombie engineer, traaaaiiins.
Zombie Dixie Chicks fan, Natalie Maiiiinns.

(Nerdy joke) Two chicks walk into a bar...

Two chicks walk into a bar. One says to the other,"Have you ever heard of the Bechdel test?" The other says,"Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day."

How to pick up chicks at the gym

Pasted from Facebook:
A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use? Trainer replies: Use the ATM

I prefer to date homeless chicks...

Because at the end of the date, I can just drop them off wherever.

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My jokes are like hot chicks

Hard to get, and when you do they are not anywhere near as good as you thought they would be

Why is becoming a male cheerleader so awesome?

It's a great way to pick up chicks.

I've really got into dating black chicks recently.

Not because they take my fancy but I'm really bad at meeting the dad.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Two boys are in the woods...

...They were walking when they noticed two girls getting naked in a nearby pond. One kid bolted the other way and the other one chased after him. "Why did you leave man! That was the prime opportunity for us to see naked chicks!" Then the other kid said "well, my mom said if I ever see a naked girl before I'm married, I'll turn to stone and I felt something getting hard!"

Chicks joke, Two boys are in the woods...

A physicist, a biologist, and a geologist walk into a bar.

The physicist immediately liquors up and attempts to pick up chicks with his top secret details about a new slightly-cooler-than-molten-hot fusion project he's working on.

The biologist attempts to pick up chicks with stories about him working with baby elephants in Thailand.

The geologist says "Ouch".

Born Too Late To Explore The Earth,

Born too early to explore the galaxy,

Born at just the right time to have sex with virtual reality anime chicks.

I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye.

Turns out he was seeing chicks on the side.


I only date black chicks

cause I hate meeting fathers..

My friend said he had 10 times more chicks than me

Well 10 x 0 is 0.

I was at the pub the other day, when 2 fat chicks walk in and sit next to me

Thought of being polite, I said 'Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?'

One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said 'it's Wales you idiot'

So I immediately said 'Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?'

Long story short, anyone know how to deal with black eyes fast?

Ever since I installed Adblocker Plus things haven't been going so well..

All of a sudden chicks in my area are no longer interested in me.

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

Fat Chicks Are Like Scooters...

They're Really Fun To Ride Until Your Friends Find Out

I have a bird fetish

I can scarcely contain my libido when​ I look at chicks.

Sometimes me and my friends get together to talk about chicks

It's a poultry slam.

What do you call a Chinese dude that goes to church to pick up chicks?

A true prayer

I slept with a pair of anorexic chicks from the U.K. once.

Two birds, one stone.

I told my friend we should go out and pick up some chicks

He asked, "What about your wife?"

I replied "Nah, she's married"

Ferdinand

Ferdinand went to work in France for 2 years.
When he returned, he told his wife:
-I'm sorry Mary, France is full of hot chicks and I couldn't resist. But at the last minute, when I remembered you, I immediately got off the top of them.
She answered:
-I also remembered you a lot sweetheart, but you have to understand that it's easier to get off the top than to get off the bottom.

What do hippie chicks and hockey players have in common?

They usually shower after three periods.

A guy is scoping out chicks in a bar...

...when he sees one wearing a Kansas City Chiefs jersey.

He walks up to her and says, "Hi. My name is 21 Point Lead."

The woman laughs and replies, "That's not your name!"

The guy says, "You're right, but I figured anyone wearing a Chiefs jersey would blow a 21 point lead."

My first car was a chick magnet.

Chicks ran away. It must've been facing the wrong way.

The double slit experiment proved one of the strangest hypotheses in science

College chicks will do anything if you wear a lab coat and act smart.

Chicks are like parking spots

The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

What do you call a threesome with two Vietnamese chicks?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

I buy chicks but not hens.

A chick's a little cheeper

Before I started working out, I used to have a hard time picking up chicks.

Now I can toss them in the back of the van no problem.

Why do philosophers get chicks?

They're thot provoking.

What vehicle do you pick up the most chicks in?

A tractor

(Maybe you'll have to say it out loud)

When I'm single I go straight to the farm and collect eggs

It's the best place place to pick up chicks.

What do you call a Muslim guy who won't date fat chicks?

Shallow Halal.

My girlfriend woke up and said I'm mad at you! I just had a dream that you were hitting on college girls!

I could tell she was really upset so I hugged her, then looked in her eyes and said Oh sweetheart you have nothing to worry about...I don't dig smart chicks

How do you pick up Syrian chicks?

In pieces.

I'll never get laid with this username because..

I'll always scare the chicks away....

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard there were some pretty hot chicks at KFC.

I used my stimulus check to buy baby chickens

Money for nothing, and the chicks for free

I'm like a heart attack,

I get all the fat chicks.

A farmer used his stimulus check to buy baby chickens.

He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

Someone told me crazy chicks are amazing in bed.

At least I know I'm sane.

Why doesn't Chick-fil-a have a double chicken sandwich?

2 chicks together isn't really their thing.

My uncle swore to me that if i wanted to attract girls, I mean REALLY draw in the chicks, I should roll up a sock and put it in my pants.

I did this at a high school dance, and I when I got home, he asked me if I tried it and did it work. I told him it did not help at all, and only made things worse. He looked down and said, Well you were supposed to put it in the FRONT!

I'm not a player, I'm a gamer. Players get chicks.

I get bullied at school.

My best friend is a chicken

I don't really wanna be friends with him but he sure does know a lot of chicks

I tried incubating some chicks but turns out my rooster is sterile.

Oh well.
No harm, no fowl.

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