The Best 84 Chickpea Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chickpea jokes. There are some chickpea soybean jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chickpea edamame puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chickpea Jokes and Puns

What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed?

Hummuside

My new vegetarian girlfriend cooked me a meal.....

My new vegetarian girlfriend cooked me one of her favourite dishes last night.

"What are these little round things", I asked.

"Have you never seen a chick-pea before?", she said.

"Of course I have, my last girlfriend was up for anything, but that doesn't answer my question".

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? [NSFW]

You don't pay $200 to have a garbanzo on your face

Chickpea joke, What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? [NSFW]

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I haven't paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.


What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

You wouldn't pay to have a lentil on your face.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I've never begged to have a lentil on my face

Chickpea joke, What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Last night I didn't pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

A Somali girl found a chickpea and ate it..

..her family disowned her they thought she was pregnant.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I'm not paying 300$ for a lentil on my face.

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Det. Chick Pea at your service.

What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another chickpea to death.

Hummuscide

Thank you, I'll let myself out...

Death by chickpea...

What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another one to death?

Hummuscide

Thanks, I'm out.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face

(There's a slight pause between garbanzo and bean when speaking the joke)

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

Asian businessmen don't pay thousands of dollars to have a lentil on their face

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay £200 to let a lentil in my mouth.

Chickpea joke, What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Eating Hummus with my co-workers and I asked

Hey, what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

... I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Have you ever eaten a salad,

then had a chickpea on your face?


A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major?

Falafelphy

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee)

I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

I consider myself a hummussexual

I get an erection every time I see a chickpea.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Did you hear about the chickpea freedom fighters?

They call themselves Hummas.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay fifty bucks for a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

Nobody will pay money to watch a lentil.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

no one pays 200 dollars to see a lentil

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a green pea?

Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a green pea on him.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

It doesn't cost me $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Seeing a garbanzo bean isn't worth breaking the law.

Why was the Chickpea in Prison?

He committed Hummus-ide

What do you call a chickpea that likes another chickpea?

Hummusexual

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo?

I've never had a garbanzo on my face before.

What did the chickpeas get arrested for after they went out, got hammered and killed a guy?

Hummuside

Whats the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lima bean on me.

I've heard that Donald Trump doesn't like having Japanese black beans in his office...

... but I know he's not at all averse to having a Russian chickpea in bed

Why is the lentil perverted?

It was watching the chickpea.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Trump has never paid to see a garbanzo bean on a bed the Obamas slept in.

If you are turned on by having a chickpea on you...

...does that make you a hummus sexual?

Two chickpeas are walking down the road

When one suddenly starts throwing up.

Hey man are you okay ?

no man I falafel

If you want to make good hummus, you need to know the difference between a lentil and a chickpea...

The difference is that the President never paid to have a lentil on his bed.

A worldwide chickpea shortage has caused Humus makers to add more lemon to the recipe

Retailers are expecting sales to fall and are prepared for a sharp dip.

What do a vegan and a sexual deviant have in common?

They both get excited when they see a chickpea!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

There's no video of Trump paying to have Russian garbanzo bean on him.

You know how to make a chickpea?

Just give her lots of water.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Donald Trump hasn't had a garbanzo bean on his face.

What's the difference between a soybean and a chickpea?

Donald Trump wouldn't pay $500 to have a soybean in his mouth.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I don't get hard when a garbanzo beans on my face.

What do you call it when a chickpea gets murdered?

A hummucide.

Have you guys heard about the police investigation into the death of a chickpea?

It was a hummus-ide.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Chickpeas don't get reposted every single friggin day you unfunny bastards.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?

I've never paid 300 dollars to have a garbonzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I bet you never heard of someone paying $20 to have a garbanzo bean on their face.

Whats the difference between a Lental and a Chickpea?

You wouldn't pay $ 200 to watch a lental

Kitchen humor: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I would not let a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a green bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $50 to see a green bean.

What happens when you electrocute a chickpea?

You'll get charged with hummuscide

How is hummus like a golden shower?

They're both made of chickpea.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

...

Donald Trump never paid thousands of dollars to have a garbanzo on him.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

A lentil on Trump's bed isn't leverage over the US government.

Q.What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A. Donald Trump would not pay a thousand dollars to have a lentil on his face

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo pea?

I don't like having a garbonzo pea on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I didn't pay €50 in Amsterdam to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Trump has never seen a garbanzo bean in a Russian hotel

What do you call a chickpea that plays softball (Warning, very funny)

A lesbean

What's the difference between a Russian chickpea and a Mexican chickpea?

Trump hasn't had a Mexican chickpea on him.

What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea?

Politicians won't pay $500 to have a kidney bean on their face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Sorry if this is recycled, I just heard it a second ago

What did the sad chickpea say?

I falafel

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never paid $25 to watch a garbanzo bean.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

The texture and taste

Q: What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

A: I didn't pay $50 to have a lentil on me last night.

What's tye difference between a lentil and a chickpea

You can't watch a lentil on pornhub

What's the difference between a chickpea and a Brazilian nut?

I wouldn't let a chickpea in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I didn't drill a hole in the bathroom wall to see a lentil.

What did the chickpea say when it got sick?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on me.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

Trump never paid to have a lentil in his face.

Did you hear about the chef that won an award for his chickpea recipe after he died?

It was awarded post hummus.

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?

Hummus-cide

Why did the chickpea get arrested?

He committed a Hummus-cide

What do you call a chickpea that's fallen in love with another chickpea?

A hummousexual.

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