Chickfila Jokes

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny Chick-fil-A jokes. From dry cleaning chicken to cow appreciation day, these jokes will have you cracking up.

Comical Chickfila Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

Why doesn't Chick-fil-a have a double chicken sandwich?

2 chicks together isn't really their thing.

Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it?

because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*

Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?

They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.

A man calls his local Chick-fil-A and asks: "Do you serve gays?" The employee responds "No sir..."

"We serve chicken."

A Chicken tried out to be the new spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A

Unfortunately, she didn't meat egg-spectations.

(I'm not sorry)

I saw a bunch of old people protesting outside of Chick-fil-A...

They were raising canes.

After hearing about the boycott, I've decided to give up eating Chick-Fil-A

...but only on Sundays.

Chickfila joke, After hearing about the boycott, I've decided to give up eating Chick-Fil-A

Chick-fil-A is coming out with a club sandwich made with chicken strips

They're calling it The Strip Club

Jesus rose on the third day for Chick-Fil-A

But they were closed.

Why don't In n Out and Chick-Fil-A combine restaurants?

They're too scared and would just Chick n Out.

After hearing how they treat gay people, Ive decided to boycott Chick-fil-a

On Sundays at least

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Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal?

Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday.

Chick-fil-a was really slow getting my order to me.

They must not be on their Chick-fil- A-Game

A guy is at Chick-Fil-A

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard

I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff...

Chickfila joke, The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard

What do you call bringing Chick-fil-A to watch the Super Bowl at your friend's house?

A party fowl

Everyone is upset that Chick-fil-A is ditching their calendar,

but we all knew its days were numbered.

What does a bar and chickfila have in common?

They both have tenders.

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