chickfila Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious chickfila puns

Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it?

because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*

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Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?

They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.

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A man calls his local Chick-fil-A and asks: "Do you serve gays?" The employee responds "No sir..."

"We serve chicken."

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Why won't Chick-Fil-A ever have a double down sandwhich?

Because they hate the idea of two cocks touching.

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After hearing about the boycott, I've decided to give up eating Chick-Fil-A

...but only on Sundays.

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Jesus rose on the third day for Chick-Fil-A

But they were closed.

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The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard

I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff...

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A guy is at Chick-Fil-A

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

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Everyone is upset that Chick-fil-A is ditching their calendar,

but we all knew its days were numbered.

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Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal?

Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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At Chickfila we keep our pickles separated...

Just like God intended.

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Josh Dugger

The Christians are taking the latest news regarding the Dugger family hard. I just drove by a Chick-fil-A, and the flags were at half-staff.

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On Chick-fil-a...

Do they realize they're serving cock between buns?

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Have you herd?

Its mating season at chick-fil-a today

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What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A?

Gay-ters

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Customer: What's the white stuff in my Chick-fil-A sandwich?

Cashier: It was my pleasure!

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What does a bar and chickfila have in common?

They both have tenders.

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I had to quit my job at Chick-fil-A

I have too many fowl memories of that place.

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What are the most funny Chickfila jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Chickfila? Well, here are the best Chickfila dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Chickfila pick up lines to share with friends.

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