Chickfila Jokes

What are some Chickfila jokes?

Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it?

because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*

Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?

They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.

A man calls his local Chick-fil-A and asks: "Do you serve gays?" The employee responds "No sir..."

"We serve chicken."

After hearing about the boycott, I've decided to give up eating Chick-Fil-A

...but only on Sundays.

Jesus rose on the third day for Chick-Fil-A

But they were closed.

Why don't In n Out and Chick-Fil-A combine restaurants?

They're too scared and would just Chick n Out.

The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard

I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff...

A guy is at Chick-Fil-A

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

After hearing how they treat gay people, Ive decided to boycott Chick-fil-a

On Sundays at least

Chick-fil-a was really slow getting my order to me.

They must not be on their Chick-fil- A-Game

Everyone is upset that Chick-fil-A is ditching their calendar,

but we all knew its days were numbered.

Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal?

Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday.

What do you call bringing Chick-fil-A to watch the Super Bowl at your friend's house?

A party fowl

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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