because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*
They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.
"We serve chicken."
...but only on Sundays.
But they were closed.
They're too scared and would just Chick n Out.
I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff...
When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
On Sundays at least
They must not be on their Chick-fil- A-Game
but we all knew its days were numbered.
Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday.
A party fowl
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
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