because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*
They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.
"We serve chicken."
Because they hate the idea of two cocks touching.
...but only on Sundays.
But they were closed.
I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff...
When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
but we all knew its days were numbered.
Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Just like God intended.
The Christians are taking the latest news regarding the Dugger family hard. I just drove by a Chick-fil-A, and the flags were at half-staff.
Do they realize they're serving cock between buns?
Its mating season at chick-fil-a today
Gay-ters
Cashier: It was my pleasure!
They both have tenders.
I have too many fowl memories of that place.
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