Chickenpox Jokes
4 chickenpox jokes and hilarious chickenpox puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chickenpox that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Delightful Fun Chickenpox Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
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I phoned my boss.
I said, "I'm not coming in today. I've got chickenpox."
He said, "Don't give me that!"
I said, "I won't. I'm not coming in."
Sean Connery walks into a bar
Sean Connery walks into a bar. He says "I'd like a single shot." The bartender says "That's a good idea because if you had the chickenpox, the virus is already in you."
My anti-vaxxer friend told me of his plan to deliberately catch chickenpox.
I have no idea what would cause him to make such a rash decision.
Why can't a Roof get Chickenpox?
It already has the shingles.
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