The Best 6 Chickenpox Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chickenpox jokes. There are some chickenpox new jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chickenpox actuary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chickenpox Jokes and Puns

I phoned my boss.

I said, "I'm not coming in today. I've got chickenpox."

He said, "Don't give me that!"

I said, "I won't. I'm not coming in."

Sean Connery walks into a bar

Sean Connery walks into a bar. He says "I'd like a single shot." The bartender says "That's a good idea because if you had the chickenpox, the virus is already in you."

My anti-vaxxer friend told me of his plan to deliberately catch chickenpox.

I have no idea what would cause him to make such a rash decision.

Why can't a Roof get Chickenpox?

It already has the shingles.

Do you ever regret getting the chickenpox?

Yes, every shingle day.


What do chickens and chickenpox have in common?

The crust is delicious.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chickenpox arya jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chickenpox influenza piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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