Following is our collection of funny Chicken Wings jokes. There are some chicken wings jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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And proceeds to order a beer. The bartender says, "Sure, that'll be 25 cents please". The man almost spits out his beer in shock.
"Wow, 25 cents! I'll get some chicken wings too!"
The bartender replies, "That'll be 30 cents!"
"Where is the owner", asks the man, "I want to shake his hand!"
"Upstairs with my sister", replies the barkeep.
"Huh, why?", asks the confused costumer.
"He's doing to her, what I'm doing to his bar."
A person on a horse holding a chicken.
I guess you could say they enjoyed themselves. *ba dum tss*
- Do you have chicken paws?
- Yes
- Do you have chicken wings?
- Yes, I do
- Do you have pig's head?
- Sure
- You must look really funny then
He started humping everything he could lay his wings on .
The owner called the vet who said that the overheating could damage his brain so asked him to put the parrot in a freezer.
The owner somehow caught the parrot and forced into the freezer and forced it shut.
After 10 mins, he slowly opened only to find the parrot sweating profusely.
The owner asked 'why are you sweating?'.
The parrot said ' Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?'
All of a sudden, a mozzarella stick flies through the air and hits him on the side of the head. He looks around slightly perplexed, but doesn't think too much of it.
A few meters further on and a chicken wing smacks him in the nuts. As he doubles over in pain, out of nowhere, he is drenched in hot nacho cheese.
He looks to the sky with a raised fist and shouts, "Curse you Buffet the Vampire Slayer!".
and then buy some chicken wings with the $20 I have left over.
Ya got the right wing and the left wing.
I run into chicken wings more often that I do sex.
Tender and mild.
I heard they are calling it the Chicken Wing
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Because he winged it
They rather wing it
Chicken wings
Two chickens and a goat.
Cave-FC
I said to him, "Sorry, we don't accept chicken tenders."
Boneless wings
Boy, I wish I could fry.
Its full of left wings and chicken ass'
Chicken wings
Cut with the tips off.
Because he blue cheese...
Biwingual
Wing... wing...
He only sold left wings.
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