The Best 27 Chicken Wing Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chicken wing feathers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chicken Wing Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a bar ...

And proceeds to order a beer. The bartender says, "Sure, that'll be 25 cents please". The man almost spits out his beer in shock.

"Wow, 25 cents! I'll get some chicken wings too!"

The bartender replies, "That'll be 30 cents!"

"Where is the owner", asks the man, "I want to shake his hand!"

"Upstairs with my sister", replies the barkeep.

"Huh, why?", asks the confused costumer.

"He's doing to her, what I'm doing to his bar."

What has eight legs, two arms, two wings, and three heads?

A person on a horse holding a chicken.

I fed my chickens a chicken wing...

I guess you could say they enjoyed themselves. *ba dum tss*

A guy calls his local butchery...

- Do you have chicken paws?
- Yes
- Do you have chicken wings?
- Yes, I do
- Do you have pig's head?
- Sure
- You must look really funny then

A parrot accidentally swallowed a viagara tablet and went berserk

He started humping everything he could lay his wings on .

The owner called the vet who said that the overheating could damage his brain so asked him to put the parrot in a freezer.

The owner somehow caught the parrot and forced into the freezer and forced it shut.

After 10 mins, he slowly opened only to find the parrot sweating profusely.

The owner asked 'why are you sweating?'.

The parrot said ' Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?'


Dracula was casually walking down the street for a late night stroll.

All of a sudden, a mozzarella stick flies through the air and hits him on the side of the head. He looks around slightly perplexed, but doesn't think too much of it.

A few meters further on and a chicken wing smacks him in the nuts. As he doubles over in pain, out of nowhere, he is drenched in hot nacho cheese.

He looks to the sky with a raised fist and shouts, "Curse you Buffet the Vampire Slayer!".

If I were ever to win the lottery, first thing I'd do is hire someone to clean my kids room...

and then buy some chicken wings with the $20 I have left over.

I guess politicians are just a bunch of chickens.

Ya got the right wing and the left wing.

I started carrying a moist towelette in my wallet instead of a condom.

I run into chicken wings more often that I do sex.

I like my Holy Infants the way I like my chicken wings..,

Tender and mild.

Kentucky Fried Chicken just donated a large sum of money to a hospital

I heard they are calling it the Chicken Wing

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Why did the Chicken not cross the road?

Because he winged it

Why don't chickens like to plan?

They rather wing it

From my 8 year old daughter. How do you make a rooster fly?

Chicken wings

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC

I was at work the other day and after telling a customer what he owed, he handed me a bag of Tyson wings and drummettes.

I said to him, "Sorry, we don't accept chicken tenders."

What do you call a chicken without a skeleton?

Boneless wings

What did the Korean fried chicken wing say to the fried chicken leg?

Boy, I wish I could fry.


KFC releases Obama bucket of chicken

Its full of left wings and chicken ass'

What do you call cowards that fly?

Chicken wings

I asked my butcher for Jewish chicken wings.

Cut with the tips off.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

What do you call someone who likes both the flat and drum chicken wing types?

Biwingual

What noise does a chickens phone make?

Wing... wing...

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why did the chicken cut his legs and wings off? To make his dinner.

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