The Best 35 Chicken Tenders Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chicken Tenders jokes. There are some chicken tenders jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chicken tenders puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chicken Tenders Jokes and Puns

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

What do you call a person that takes care of chickens?

A Chicken Tender.

People who keep and look after chickens...

...are literally chicken tenders.

Where is the line between romance and perversion?

Romance is stroking a woman tenderly with a feather.

Perversion is when that feather is still attached to the chicken.

I put my USDA inspected chicken strip in my wallet.

Now my legal tender is safe.

The rainforest cafe is getting to realistic

I was just sitting there enjoying my chicken tenders when a bulldozer destroyed 30% of the cafe

What do you call a chicken who works at a bar?

A chicken tender

People who take care of chickens....

... are literally just chicken tenders!

A raw chicken strip dreams of being cooked and enjoyed one day

Until then, it's just a pre-tender.

A couple went out to eat ...

A couple went out to eat at a nice restaurant. The waiter came over to give them the specials of the night, "For our main courses, we have a nice roasted Salmon with a Cranberry-Mustard sauce or a tender Chicken fried steak." The lady replied that she'd have the salmon.

The waiter said, "Very good, madam. What about the vegetable?"

She said, "Oh, I'm sure he'll just order the Chicken Fried Steak."

I like my Jesus like I like my chicken strips...

Tender and mild

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Chicken restaurants are pretty redundant when you think about it...

They just trade one type of tender for another.

What do you call a chicken doctor?

A chicken tender.

What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender!

Came up with this while putting chicken tenders out at my old job. lol

What do you call chicken strips served at a bar?

Bar Tenders.

Did you know that chicken strips are a new form of currency in some areas?

They're considered legal tender

What do you call chicken nugget's served in a pub?


I like my Holy Infants the way I like my chicken wings..,

Tender and mild.

I once tried to pay for something with an 18-year-old piece of chicken.

When the cashier said, "sir, we can't accept this",

I said, "why? It's legal tender."

I never knew why they called them chicken tenders

Until I let one caress my face.

You can't believe anything chickens tell you

Most of em are pre tenders

If you work on a farm

And tend to chickens...

Are you a chicken tender?

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

What did the chicken do to quit its job at McDonalds?

Chicken tendered its resignation

What do you call the worker on a farm who takes care of the chickens?

The chicken tender

What happens when you get a chicken nugget hard?

You get a chicken tender.

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

I was at work the other day and after telling a customer what he owed, he handed me a bag of Tyson wings and drummettes.

I said to him, "Sorry, we don't accept chicken tenders."

What do you call a farmer who looks after his chickens?

A chicken tender

If you're a farmer who tends to the care of chickens

Does that make you a chicken tender?

What do the baby Jesus and a chicken goujon have in common?

They're both tender and mild.

What is chicken used as currency called?

Legal tender

What do you call people who take care of chickens?

Chicken Tenders

I needed a place to put my FDA inspected chicken strip.

I bought a wallet to put it in.

Now my legal tender is safe.

If poultry was money, would we call it "chicken tender"?

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