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This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.
A Chicken Tender.
...are literally chicken tenders.
Romance is stroking a woman tenderly with a feather.
Perversion is when that feather is still attached to the chicken.
Now my legal tender is safe.
I was just sitting there enjoying my chicken tenders when a bulldozer destroyed 30% of the cafe
A chicken tender
... are literally just chicken tenders!
Until then, it's just a pre-tender.
A couple went out to eat at a nice restaurant. The waiter came over to give them the specials of the night, "For our main courses, we have a nice roasted Salmon with a Cranberry-Mustard sauce or a tender Chicken fried steak." The lady replied that she'd have the salmon.
The waiter said, "Very good, madam. What about the vegetable?"
She said, "Oh, I'm sure he'll just order the Chicken Fried Steak."
Tender and mild
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They just trade one type of tender for another.
A chicken tender.
A chicken tender!
Came up with this while putting chicken tenders out at my old job. lol
Bar Tenders.
They're considered legal tender
Bar-tenders
Tender and mild.
When the cashier said, "sir, we can't accept this",
I said, "why? It's legal tender."
Until I let one caress my face.
Most of em are pre tenders
And tend to chickens...
Are you a chicken tender?
A chicken tender.
Chicken tendered its resignation
The chicken tender
You get a chicken tender.
The tender ones (Badum Tss)
I said to him, "Sorry, we don't accept chicken tenders."
A chicken tender
Does that make you a chicken tender?
They're both tender and mild.
Legal tender
Chicken Tenders
I bought a wallet to put it in.
Now my legal tender is safe.
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