Chicken Strips Jokes
46 chicken strips jokes and hilarious chicken strips puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chicken strips that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Chicken Strips Short Jokes
Short chicken strips jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chicken strips humour may include short chicken strip jokes also.
- Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something simple. Server: "Maybe the chicken strips for five dollars?"
Me: "Maybe it does, but I'd still be hungry after." - "I'm hungry. I just need something small to satisfy, any suggestions?" "...Maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
"Maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger." - Little Johnny and the waitress Little Johnny: I'm not very hungry, any simple dish?
Waitress: Maybe the chicken strips for $6.99?
Little Johnny: Maybe it does but that won't help with my hunger. - Did you know that chicken strips are a new form of currency in some areas? They're considered legal tender
- Where do chicken strips find love? Chicken tinder
~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem - Why was the rooster angry? He just found his chicken strips.
(Courtesy of my creative bartender pal) - When your Dad is a math teacher you grow up with jokes like this... Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius s**...?
A: To get to the same side! - A raw chicken s**... dreams of being cooked and enjoyed one day Until then, it's just a pre-tender.
- Chick-fil-A is coming out with a club sandwich made with chicken strips They're calling it The s**... Club
- They should open up a s**... club for people who have chicken pox They are carrying shingles
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Chicken Strips One Liners
Which chicken strips one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chicken strips? I can suggest the ones about chicken nuggets and chicken fingers.
- Why did the rooster cross the road? He saw a sign that said "Chicken strips for a buck"!
- What does a chicken do when it runs out of money? Chicken strips.
- I like my Jesus like I like my chicken strips... Tender and mild
- What do you call chicken strips served at a bar? Bar Tenders.
- What does the chicken do to get through college? She strips.
- What is the Sexiest Poultry dish? Chicken Strips ;) ;) ;)
- Joke a kid told me today: Why did the rooster go to KFC? He wanted to see a chicken s**...
- Why did the Chicken go to KFC? To see a chicken s**....
- I put my USDA inspected chicken s**... in my wallet. Now my legal tender is safe.
- Why did the chicken cross the Möbius s**...? To get to the same side.
- Why is chicken a h**...? Because chicken strips.
- Why did the KFC employee blush? Because he saw the chicken s**...
- Would you watch a turkey dance? No, but I'd watch a chicken s**....
- What do you call a pole-dancing chicken? Chicken s**....
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the chicken s**....
Chicken Strips Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about chicken strips you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chicken legs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chicken strips pranks.
Not very hungry
Me: "I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy"
Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
Me: "... maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger."
Random dad across the restaurant: "GOOD ONE!"
A chicken, a goose and a pheasant were sitting in a tavern drinking…
The chicken said, "How about we go back to my place and play s**... poker?"
The goose nodded its head, the pheasant said "I'm game."
(Must be a nerd to get this one) Why did the chicken cross the mobius s**...?
To get to the other... oh... never mind.
Context: a mobius s**... is an object with the interesting property of only having one side.
My wife accidentally ordered way too many chicken strips for lunch
She was quite upset about, as she hates wasting food. My daughter I were quite happy to have some tasty junk food for dinner though. I said to my wife "We could do this again, I don't mind eating KFC. I hope this wasn't just a s**... tease!"
I needed a place to put my FDA inspected chicken s**....
I bought a wallet to put it in.
Now my legal tender is safe.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius s**...
To get to ... ehm ...