Chicken Strips Jokes

Funniest Chicken Strips Short Jokes

Short chicken strips jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chicken strips humour may include short chicken nuggets jokes also.

1. Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something simple. Server: "Maybe the chicken strips for five dollars?"
   Me: "Maybe it does, but I'd still be hungry after."
2. "I'm hungry. I just need something small to satisfy, any suggestions?" "...Maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
   "Maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger."
3. Little Johnny and the waitress Little Johnny: I'm not very hungry, any simple dish?
   Waitress: Maybe the chicken strips for $6.99?
   Little Johnny: Maybe it does but that won't help with my hunger.
4. Did you know that chicken strips are a new form of currency in some areas? They're considered legal tender
5. Where do chicken strips find love? Chicken tinder
   ~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
6. Why was the rooster angry? He just found his chicken strips.
   (Courtesy of my creative bartender pal)

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Chicken Strips One Liners

Which chicken strips one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chicken strips? I can suggest the ones about chicken fingers and chicken legs.

1. Why did the rooster cross the road? He saw a sign that said "Chicken strips for a buck"!
2. What does a chicken do when it runs out of money? Chicken strips.
3. I like my Jesus like I like my chicken strips... Tender and mild
4. What do you call chicken strips served at a bar? Bar Tenders.
5. What does the chicken do to get through college? She strips.
6. What is the Sexiest Poultry dish? Chicken Strips ;) ;) ;)
7. Joke a kid told me today: Why did the rooster go to KFC? He wanted to see a chicken s**...
8. Why did the Chicken go to KFC? To see a chicken s**....
9. I put my USDA inspected chicken s**... in my wallet. Now my legal tender is safe.
10. Why did the chicken cross the Möbius s**...? To get to the same side.
11. Why is chicken a h**...? Because chicken strips.
12. Why did the KFC employee blush? Because he saw the chicken s**...
13. Would you watch a turkey dance? No, but I'd watch a chicken s**....
14. What do you call a pole-dancing chicken? Chicken s**....
15. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the chicken s**....

Chicken Strips Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about chicken strips you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chicken tenders jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chicken strips pranks.