The Best 16 Chicken Soup Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chicken Soup jokes. There are some chicken soup meat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chicken soup gravy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chicken Soup Jokes and Puns

When Love Fades......

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's lovely voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, my Love. . . Chicken, beef or lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied "You're having soup, a\*\*hole. I was talking to the cat."

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

I don't want to go to school

"Dad, I don't want to go to school

today." said the boy.

"Why not, son?"

\-"Well, one of the chickens on the

school farm died last week and we had

chicken soup for lunch the next day.

Then three days ago one of the pigs

died and we had roast pork the

next day"

"But why don't you want

to go today"

"Because our English

teacher died yesterday!"

What do you call it when the chicken overpowers the noodles?

Soup d'etat.

Restaurant

WAITER: are you ready to order?

DAD: I'll have the rabbit stew

WAITER: only if you promise not to say "waiter there's a hare in my soup" after I bring it

DAD:

WAITER:

DAD: I'll have the chicken


Where can you get the sexiest soup?

At a chicken brothel.

How do you take care of an adult chicken with a broken leg?

You make them chicken soup.

My mom made chicken soup with rice in it...

I told her, "I don't want chicken soup with Ricin!"

"Dad, I don't want to go to school today.

" said the boy.

"Why not, son?"

"Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day."

"But why don't you want to go today?"

"Because our English teacher died yesterday!"

Why did the "Chicken Soup Waterfall" attraction fail?

Its stock was plummeting.

Mushroom soup

I asked my mate what kind of soup he had in his flask.

He started clucking.

"Chicken?" I said.

"No," he replied, " Mushroom...but I can't make a noise like a mushroom."

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What's a vampire's favorite kind of soup?

Chicken Anne Rice

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

Did you hear about the guy suffering from athlete's foot?

He's been reading a lot of chicken soup for the sole.

Wife: "I've made the chicken soup"

"Thank god for that. I thought we had to eat it!"

What do Ebola patients eat, Abola chicken noodle soup!

Made this one up myself and I'm pretty proud of it.

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