Chicken Sound Jokes
19 chicken sound jokes and hilarious chicken sound puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chicken sound that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Chicken Sound Short Jokes
Short chicken sound jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chicken sound humour may include short chicken jokes also.
- I love the smell of a freshly prepared Pizza with Barbeque sauce and chicken and i love the sound of no one talking to me while i eat it
- Bet you can't say chicken, kitchen real fast It almost sounds like you are saying just chicken
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Chicken Sound One Liners
Which chicken sound one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chicken sound? I can suggest the ones about chicken egg and chicken knock knock.
- What sound do French chickens make when they lay eggs? OEUF!
- What sound does a Baroque chicken make? Bach Bach Bach Bach
- What sound do chickens make in China? Woof
- A chicken that gets it's B's and F's mixed up... sure would sound fowl.
- What does an Asian chicken sound like? Bok Bok Bok CHOY
- What sound does a cheating chicken? c**....
Chicken Sound Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about chicken sound you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kids chicken jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chicken sound pranks.
So, I trained a chicken to talk
WIFE: Well, let's see
ME: What's a male deer?
CHICKEN: Buck
ME: How much is 200 pennies?
CHICKEN: Buck Buck
WIFE: This is s**.... Chickens just make that sound
ME: Oh believe me it gets better
CHICKEN: Yeah, just be patient Susan
Husband: Guests are coming tonight.
What's for dinner?
Wife:I am not well today, so there's only green beans.
Husband:No worry. I have an idea. When the guests arrives you'll welcome them and I'll go to the kitchen and drop one utensil and then you'll say "what happen" . Then I'll say "oh no!! I dropped the chicken " . Then again drop another utensil and say "I dropped the spaghetti. Now we only left with green beans."
*Guest arrives*
Wife: Welcome. Please make yourself comfortable.
* loud sound comes from the kitchen *
Wife: Everything alright, honey?
Husband: Sh**t. I dropped the beans.
Two cows are standing in a field.
*The first cow says*: did you hear about that "mad cow disease" that's going around? That sounds pretty terrible.
*The second cow says*: yeah, it does. Good thing us chickens don't have to worry about that!
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?'' The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!'' The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?'' The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ''Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess exactly how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
Guests are coming tonight
Husband: Guests are coming tonight. What's for dinner?
Wife:I am not well today, so there's only green beans.
Husband:No worry. I have an idea. When the guests arrives you'll welcome them and I'll go to the kitchen and drop one utensil and then you'll say "what happen" . Then I'll say "oh no!! I dropped the chicken " . Then again drop another utensil and say "I dropped the spaghetti. Now we only left with green beans."
Guest arrives
Wife: Welcome. Please make yourself comfortable.
loud sound comes from the kitchen
Wife: Everything alright, honey?
Husband: Sh**t. I dropped the beans