Hilarious Chicken Salad Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friend
I made a chicken salad this morning
s**... thing won't even eat it.
Just made a chicken salad...
Not even sure if chicken's like salad, but I guess we're about to find out
From my 9 year old niece... What is it called when a chicken is staring at a salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
What do you call a hen staring at a bowl of shredded lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad
What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
I ate a salad today and it contained both eggs and chicken
I didn't know where to start.
What do you call a chicken staring at a salad?
A chicken sees her salad
Why did the chicken stare at a piece of lettuce?
Because chicken sees a salad.
What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
Why are epileptic chickens immediately killed?
No one wants a chicken seizure salad...
What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken Caesar Salad
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There was once a chicken who was in a loving relationship with a salad. Unfortunately, the salad died and went to heaven. A few years later, the chicken got run over trying to cross the road. The chicken died and went to heaven.
Finally, the chicken Caesar salad.
Put some lettuce, sliced tomatoes, cucumber in front of a chicken, what does it see?
The chicken sees a salad!
What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?
Chicken Seizure Salad.
What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?
A chicken ceaser salad.
I made a chicken salad yesterday
"was it any good?"
I don't think so, he only ate the croutons
One man he is rapper
He go to rap battle
He say to he enemy: i will make sick rap now
So what he do: he pull out chicken and salad and he put all in burrito bread and he roll and he say: here this wrap it is very tasty: eat it!!
He enemy: oh yes, this taste really good, it is a sick wrap!
so both go home and are not hungry^^^^^^^^^^freelx
What do you call a Chicken with lettuce on its eyes?
Chicken Caesar salad.
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What do you call a hen staring at a head of lettuce?
A Chicken-sees-a-salad......
What do you call a chicken with a lettuce in his eye?
Chicken sees a salad
I work at a restaurant and one of the chefs there is both dyslexic and epileptic.
Ended up sending out a chicken seizure salad.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
Chicken sees a salad
I made a chicken salad..
It hasn't eaten it yet but I hope it'll enjoy it
What do you call a chicken that stares at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad
How do you make a chicken salad?
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
What do you call a chicken that sees a salad?
A chicken Cesar salad.
I saw a cockerel in a store looking at the tomatoes, cucumbers and lettuce...
I knew what it was - it was a chicken Caesar salad. (chicken sees a salad).
What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?
A Chicken Caesar salad
What did the epileptic have for lunch?
A Chicken Seizure Salad.
I make a chicken ceasar salad today.
s**... thing won't even eat it.
