The Best 35 Chicken Road Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chicken Road jokes. There are some chicken road roads jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chicken road yellow brick puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chicken Road Jokes and Puns

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because of a rotten banana or whatever.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To take a photo in front of a church.

Why did Bill Barr gas protestors?

So the chicken could cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.

Why did the pig cross the road?

Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op


Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: Why?
Him: To get to the stupid persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken!

Two blondes meet on a village road.

One of the blondes was carrying a large gunny bag over her shoulder.
'Hey there,' hailed second blonde, 'what is in the bag?'
'Chickens,' came the reply.
'If I guess how many, can I have one?'
'You can have both of them.'
'OK.. five?' Said the second blonde.

A chicken saw a duck standing by the side of the road. The chicken called out to the duck:

Don't do it pal. You'll never hear the end of it!

Two Blondes....

Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.
1st blonde: "What have you got in that bag?"

2nd blonde: "Chickens."

1st blonde: "If I can guess how many chickens you've got in that bag, can I have one of them?"

2nd blonde: "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!!"

1st blonde: "Well, I think you've got three."

From my 9 year old yesterday...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To visit the idiot...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The chicken.

My 10 y/o son told me this.

Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To find the idiot.
Him: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Him: The chicken...

I saw it coming with the knock knock joke but it made me laugh.

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Why did the plant-based chicken cross the road?

Idk, it's beyond meat.

My cute younger brother's contribution.

Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his friend the dummy.

M: Knock knock

Y: Who's there

M: Your friend the chicken!

[My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]

Turkey cross the road

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.

I grilled a chicken for 2 hours.

It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

A Duck is about to cross the road

When a chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it man - you'll never hear the end of it!"

Ok my 4 year old came up with this one, not sure he really understands how clever it is though... Why did the Dragon Cross the Road?

He wanted to eat some chicken.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove to everyone he wasn't chicken


A Duck is standing on the side of the road waiting a for break in the traffic...

A chicken walks up to him and says Don't do it, you'll never hear the end of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the dummies house.

Knock knock... Who's there?

A chicken.

My 6 year old nephew's favorite joke. Tells it every chance he gets.

The Horse and the Chicken

One day the horse and the chicken were walking along the road near the farm, merrily chatting away. Suddenly, the horse fell into a muddy hole and couldn't get out.

"Help help Chicken! I've fallen and I can't get out of this hole!", the Horse yelled. "Don't worry," said the chicken. "I'll just get the farmer's BMW and pull you out!"

The chicken did this, and all was well. The following day, without thinking the chicken fell into the same hole.

"Help help Horse! I've fallen into this hole and I can't get out!"

The horse smiled and said, "Don't worry Chicken. Just grab a hold of my weiner!"

"What?!?"

"Well, when you're hung like a horse, you don't need BMWs to pick up chicks."

This is My "classic" joke

A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh Goddammit, no! We don't like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you're gonna have to leave right now!" So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, "OH COME ON! We don't serve CHICKENS in here!" The chicken says, "Do you know somewhere that does?" The bartender says, "Yeah.." The chicken asks, "Well, where is it?" The bartender says, "It's across the road."

A Priest, Rabbi and Atheist walk into a bar and each ask for a drink

The bartender, saying nothing and looking disdained, points to a sign clearly labelled: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**

Without a fight the Priest, Rabbi and Atheist leave the bar, heads hanging.

The next day a chicken walks in and plops down on the barstool.

Wiping the inside of a glass, the bartender approached and asks the chicken Are you part of this joke?

Yeah. the chicken replies.

Again, he points to the sign: **NO JOKES SERVED HERE**

The chicks argues Well then how's a chicken supposed to get his beak wet?

The bartender pointed out the window and said There's another bar across the road.

A chicken walks up to a duck that's considering crossing the road.

Don't do it, pal, the chicken says, you'll never hear the end of it.

Knock !!!!

My daughter told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.

daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don't know.

daughter: She was going to visit the dummy.

Me: ?

daughter: Knock, knock

Me: Who's there?

daughter: The Chicken

Me: :/

A chicken walks in to a bar...

A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "What'll be, chicken?"
The chicken says, "I'd like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor."
The bartender says, "You want the bar across the road."

Why did the depressed chicken stop in the middle of the road?

To get to the Other Side

I grilled a chicken for over two hours last night...

he still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road

A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars are zooming by, while he waits for a break in traffic. Then a Chicken walks by and says " don't do it.. "

" .. you'll never hear the end of it "

Inspired by the chicken jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?








To sing hello from the otherside

A duck was standing by the road

A chicken walked up and said don't do it. You will never hear the end of it

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To find people who care about its cake day.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpose in life would be death. So it escaped the farm, and took off to the highway... it saw the lights, and though the creature feared death, it was relieved to be free from the fear that plagued it.

So in short... to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it wanted to show the other chickens that it had guts. (Courtesy of my daughter)

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