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Chicken Pox Jokes

20 chicken pox jokes and hilarious chicken pox puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chicken pox that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Entertaining Chicken Pox Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What is a good chicken pox joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I'm vaccinated against chicken pox AND monkey pox.

I'm 2Pox Secure.

Only antivaxxers will get this...

Chicken pox.

A man is being examined by his doctor.

He hears a voice down the hall, yelling.
"Polio! Diphtheria! Measles! Chicken pox!"
Alarmed, he asks his doctor what's going on.
"Don't worry," the doctor says. "That's just our head nurse. She likes to call the shots around here."

Is Ebola like chicken pox?

I hear that people who get it only get it once.

Just got this from my 2 year old:

Chicken pox

First she had chicken pox, then she got small pox

These days, I call her 2Pox.

What do you tell a wizard with chicken pox?

Quidittching.

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They should open up a s**... club for people who have chicken pox

They are carrying shingles

At first I hated chicken pox...

But it grew on me.

What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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Chicken Pox One Liners

Which chicken pox one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chicken pox? I can suggest the ones about measles and chicken.

  1. I'm vaccinated against chicken pox AND monkey pox. I'm 2Pox Secure.
  2. Only antivaxxers will get this... Chicken pox.
  3. Is Ebola like chicken pox? I hear that people who get it only get it once.
  4. Just got this from my 2 year old: Chicken pox
  5. First she had chicken pox, then she got small pox These days, I call her 2Pox.
  6. What do you tell a wizard with chicken pox? Quidittching.
  7. At first I hated chicken pox... But it grew on me.
  8. What is it called when a Roman gets really sick? Chicken Pox Romana
  9. How do you know your house had chicken pox? It has shingles.