The Best 11 Chicken Pox Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Chicken Pox Jokes and Puns

I'm vaccinated against chicken pox AND monkey pox.

I'm 2Pox Secure.

Only antivaxxers will get this...

Chicken pox.

Is Ebola like chicken pox?

I hear that people who get it only get it once.

Just got this from my 2 year old:

Chicken pox

First she had chicken pox, then she got small pox

These days, I call her 2Pox.


What do you tell a wizard with chicken pox?

Quidittching.

They should open up a strip club for people who have chicken pox

They are carrying shingles

At first I hated chicken pox...

But it grew on me.

What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

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