The Best 10 Chicken Nuggets Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chicken Nuggets jokes. There are some chicken nuggets jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chicken nuggets puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chicken Nuggets Jokes and Puns

Ordered 4 drinks at McDonald's.....

....so they wouldn't think all 50 chicken nuggets were for me.

Skinny dipping involves a swimming pool.

Fat dipping involves a ranch cup and chicken nuggets.

Why did the chicken not cross the road?

It wanted to nugget hit by a car.

What do you call chicken nugget's served in a pub?

Bar-tenders

Why did the infertile chicken cross the road?

She wanted to take adavantage of Burger King's 10 piece special. She now has lil nuggets of her own.


What do you call a bird with no limbs?

A chicken nugget

What happens when you get a chicken nugget hard?

You get a chicken tender.

The chairman of Perdue Chicken goes to the Vatican to meet the pope.

Jim Perdue, CEO of Perdue Chicken, goes to the Vatican to meet the pope. He says "Pope Francis, it is an honor to meet you. As you know, I am a devoted Catholic, and I'm bringing a generous donation today - 2 million dollars - and in return I simply ask you hear a proposal."

Pope Francis says, "yes, of course."

Jim Perdue says "I propose you change all references of bread to chicken. For example, 'Give us this day out daily chicken.' And instead of bread-based Eucharist, you could give chicken nuggets."

Pope Francis says, "sir, that is really not a feasible proposal."

Perdue says, "tell you what, I'll donate the $2 million no strings attached, but if you implement my proposal, I'll donate another $20 million."

The Pope merely thanks him and leaves the room.

The next day, at a meeting with his cardinals, the pope says, "Exalted cardinals of the Roman Catholic Church... we need to discuss the Wonderbread account."

I fed chicken nuggets to my chickens.

Bad idea. What a waste of food.

Yur mom is so fat

When she blow her nose chicken nuggets come out.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chicken nuggets jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chicken nuggets piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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