Chicken Legs Jokes
56 chicken legs jokes and hilarious chicken legs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chicken legs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Chicken Legs Short Jokes
Short chicken legs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chicken legs humour may include short chicken wings jokes also.
- What has eight legs, two arms, two wings, and three heads? A person on a horse holding a chicken.
- My local KFC will be celebrating star wars day on May 4th with an Anakin special. It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.
- What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken? One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
- I was at KFC placing my order.... and I ask the girl at the register, "do you have chicken legs?" she says, "yes." so I says to her, "is that why you're wearing pants?"
- What do you call a chicken with no legs? A speedbump because it isn't crossing the road in time.
- which came first, the chicken or the egg? the chicken, silly! eggs don't have legs, so it would still be stuck on the starting line when the chicken crossed the finish.
- Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that "taste like chicken"? If they eat real chicken they'll be arrested for cannibalism.
- I fed my chickens a chicken wing... I guess you could say they enjoyed themselves. *ba dum tss*
- If you cut off a chickens head it can still walk around a little before it dies If you cut off it's legs it can't
- In a restaurant this dog started h**... my leg. Completely ruined the taste of my chicken.
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Chicken Legs One Liners
Which chicken legs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chicken legs? I can suggest the ones about chicken strips and chicken.
- Some men are leg men; some men are breast men Me? I enjoy the whole chicken.
- How do you take care of an adult chicken with a broken leg? You make them chicken soup.
- What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs? Two chickens and a goat.
- I ate half of a Chicken leg all at once And rest in pieces
- How To Roast A Chicken "You have chicken legs"
- What do frogs order at a fast food chain? French flies
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Chicken leg - How can you eat a chicken without hands? Easy, you eat its body and its legs.
- Why did the chicken cut his legs and wings off? To make his dinner.
- Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
- What do you call a chicken with no wings or legs? A chicken nugget
- What do you call a chicken with four legs? KFC chicken
- What appears over black man's head when he has an idea? A fried Chicken leg
- Why I don't wear Chubbies My chicken legs will make all the ladies hungry
- Why did the chicken cross its legs? Because it lost his nuggets
- Why do black guys have skinny legs? Because they're chicken legs.
Chicken Legs Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about chicken legs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chicken strip jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chicken legs pranks.
How to be Insulting in the Street: Find a bus stop with a waste bin attached to it.
Hide a small bottle of champagne and a leg of chicken in the bottom. Wait for a queue to form at the bus stop, then go and rummage in the gutter, and finally look in the bin. Find the things you've hidden, and devour them in front of the people waiting for the bus.
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour.
The chicken was still keeping up.
After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house.
The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane.
He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen.
The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.
"That"s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman.
"How do they taste?"
"I don't know," said the farmer.
"We've never caught one."
The latest thing in the world of chickens.
A guy is driving down a country road when suddenly a chicken darts into the road ahead of him. He swerves to miss it but is pretty sure he hit it. When he looks in the rearview mirror, though, he doesn't see the chicken. When he looks back forward, he sees that the chicken is running ahead of the car! Since he's doing about 40 mph, this astounds him. He decides to follow the chicken.
Down the road a bit, the chicken turns down a dirt lane and then runs into a barn yard, where a farmer is scattering feed to hundreds of free-range chickens. He then notices that all of the chickens have four legs! Incredulous, he asks the farmer what the deal is with the four-legged chickens.
"Well," the farmer replied, "I noticed that people really like their drumsticks and there are never enough to satisfy everyone who wants one at the dinner table. So I spent years breeding a four-legged chicken so that everyone who wants a drumstick could have one."
"That's brilliant!" said the man. "What do they taste like?"
"Don't know." answered the farmer. "Never been able to catch one."
An old married couple...
An old married couple were married for a really long time. The only friction in their marriage was that the man passed gas every night in bed. The wife often told her husband that one day he would "f**... his guts out" however the man would always dismiss these claims as false. One day after having chicken for dinner the wife decided to pull a prank on her husband, after he went to bed she took the intestines of the chicken they had and placed it between his legs, proving once and for all that he had f**... his guts out. After doing so she went to bed, anxious to see his reaction in the morning. When she woke up she found that her husband had already gotten up. She went to the kitchen and asked him how he slept. "Oh I slept wonderfully", he replied. "Except that your prediction finally came true, I finally f**... my guts out." Acting startled she asked him if he wanted to go to the hospital. "No I'm fine, after a couple of tries I managed to push them all back up in again".
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My dad sent me the beginnings to a joke, but never sent the punch line....any help creating one?
Toad is stirring a steaming caldron over an open flame
Frog says, "What's cooking?" as the flames send tiny sparks into the night
Toad hands the frog a piece of a boiled chicken leg. "here try this".........
Animals missing legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It Doesn't matter, it is not going to come anyways.
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call a cat with no legs?
General Tso's chicken
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with no front legs?
Lean beef
A farmer once successfully bred a three-legged chicken...
and bragged about it to his neighbors on how fast it was. A billionaire was passing by and took a liking to it. So he made a million dollar offer to the farmer for the chicken. Surprisingly, the farmer declined.
'Then, I'll give you five million for it,' said the billionaire.
'Sorry, I can't,' said the farmer.
'10 million dollars, I don't believe you'll turn down the offer'
'I'm truly sorry. I can't.'
The billionaire was stumped and asked, 'Is 10 million not enough?'
The farmer only sighed and reply, 'It's not that I don't want to sell it, that darned chicken is literally too fast for me to catch it.'
A German girl married a Spanish guy...
A German girl married a Spanish man and went to Spain. She can't speak Spanish at all. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt and show her thighs to show the seller what she wants. This went on for sometime. One day she wanted to buy a banana so she took her husband to the shop.
Because her husband speaks Spanish very well
Little Joe was at the farm, when he saw a dead chicken.
It was lying on its back, rigor mortis locking its legs in the air. He asks his dad why the chicken has his legs in the air. Dad, who's not exactly the brightest fellow, tells him that it's so that Jesus can reach down and pull them to heaven.
Later, at the family reunion, Joe runs to his dad crying.
"What's the matter?" Asked dad, concerned.
Little Joey cries "Mum nearly died! She was on her back with her legs in the air screaming 'Jesus I'm coming!' If it wasn't for uncle bruce holding her down she would've been gone forever!"
A man driving down a county road one day
Sees a 3 legged chicken running next to him.
He thinks to himself "I'm doing 25 mph and this chicken is keeping up!, crazy!!"
He speeds up to 50 mph and still the chicken is keeping up with him.
Up to 60 mph! The chicken is keeping up!
The chicken breaks into a sprint, gets way
ahead of him but he sees him take a hard left turn into a long drive way.
Dude turns into the country drive and an old woman is standing outside...
"I just saw a 3 legged chicken running 60mph!, he turned and came in here."
"Oh yeah, that's one of ours?!...we breed em that way, we love chicken legs"
"How do they taste?"
"I don't know, we ain't never caught one!"
A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken.
He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes later the chicken passed him again as he was driving at 100 kph. The man tried to catch the chicken but it ran down a side road. The man followed it into a farmyard but couldn't find it anywhere. He saw the farmer and told him the story and the man asked for an explanation. The farmer said that he, his wife and his son all liked chicken legs so he bred 3-legged chickens.
"What do they taste like?" asked the man.
"I don't know", replied the farmer, "we haven't caught one yet"
Little David came home from school one day
...and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.
They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today.
What? his father replied.
When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, 'GOD, I'm coming, Oh God I'm coming.'
If it wasn't for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!
A dog started h**... my leg.
I don't know what's weirder, the fact that there was a dog h**... my leg...
Or the fact that I didn't complain to a member of staff and still ate the chicken.
A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain but she didn't speak spanish. Each time she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt up & show her thighs to allow the seller to understand.This went on for some time.
One day she wanted to buy sausages, so she made her husband go to the store with her. He then asked for sausages as he spoke spanish.
Translated Pakistani Joke: A man walks into a store and asks for a live chicken for a party
The store owner gives him a chicken, the man pays, and he leaves.
Sometime later, the man comes back with the chicken, furious.
The shopkeeper asks him, What's wrong with the chicken? Why have you brought it back to me so angry?
The man yells and says that one leg of the chicken is shorter than the other.
The shopkeeper replies, Are you eating the chicken or putting it on the dance floor?
A parrot accidentally swallowed a viagara tablet and went berserk
He started h**... everything he could lay his wings on .
The owner called the vet who said that the overheating could damage his brain so asked him to put the parrot in a freezer.
The owner somehow caught the parrot and forced into the freezer and forced it shut.
After 10 mins, he slowly opened only to find the parrot sweating profusely.
The owner asked 'why are you sweating?'.
The parrot said ' Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?'