Chicken Knock Knock Jokes
30 chicken knock knock jokes and hilarious chicken knock knock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chicken knock knock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short chicken knock knock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chicken knock knock humour may include short food knock knock jokes also.
- From my 9 year old yesterday... Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken. - Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the dummies house.
Knock knock... Who's there?
A chicken.
My 6 year old nephew's favorite joke. Tells it every chance he gets. - Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.
Knock , knock.
Who's there?
The chicken. - Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the forgetful idiot's house.
*Knock knock
Who is there?
The forgetful idiot. Sorry i forgot where my house is, can you help me? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think the keys are in there. - My son accidentally invented the end-all-be-all of kid jokes Knock knock
\-- Who's there?
Chicken
\-- Chicken who?
Chicken from across the road - Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the idiot's house
-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-The chicken
-The chicken who?
-The chicken who crossed the road
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think the keys are in there. - Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why?
Him: To get to the s**... persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken! - Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To visit his friend the d**....
M: Knock knock
Y: Who's there
M: Your friend the chicken!
[My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]
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Chicken Knock Knock One Liners
Which chicken knock knock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chicken knock knock? I can suggest the ones about animal knock knock and cow knock knock.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Confused chicken. Confused chicken who? Moo
Fun-Filled Chicken Knock Knock Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about chicken knock knock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kid knock knock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chicken knock knock pranks.
A truck driver was speeding down a country road and ran over a rooster. Being an honest man, he walked to the farm house and knocked on the door. An old man answered the door. Sir, he said, I would like to replace your rooster .
Suite yourself he said. The chickens are out back
My 10 y/o son told me this.
Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To find the idiot.
Him: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Him: The chicken...
I saw it coming with the knock knock joke but it made me laugh.
My cute younger brother's contribution.
Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.
The homeless man and the farmer
A homeless man comes up to a farmers house and knocks on the door, when the farmer answers, the homeless man asks "May i spend the night?" to which the farmer replies, "Sure, but you're going to have to sleep in the stable." So the homeless man agrees and sleeps in the stable with all the animals.
In the morning the farmer comes in and asks "How did you sleep?" and the homeless man says "I slept good. And I talked to your animals too." the farmer says, "Really?"
"Yes, I talked to the chickens," he responded, "and they said that you come in every morning at 4am to collect the eggs."
"Wow," the farmer says, "That's right!"
"I also talked to the cows," the homeless man continued, "And they told me every morning at 5am, you milk them"
"That's amazing!" the farmer responds.
"I also talked to the sheep, and they said-"
"THOSE SHEEP ARE LIARS!!!!"
Knock !!!!
My daughter told me this one. I hadn't heard it before.
daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know.
daughter: She was going to visit the d**....
Me: ?
daughter: Knock, knock
Me: Who's there?
daughter: The Chicken
Me: :/
chicken b**... joke
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow who?
...chicken b**...!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the d**...'s house. Knock knock.
(Who's there?)
The chicken.
(As told by my 4th grader today)
Facebook Problem
Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Dominos holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.
"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."
"I know," he replied. "Your neighbour forgot his Facebook Password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner."
The best Knock Knock joke
Me- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Dad- "Why"
Me- "To get to the idiots house BAHAHA"
Dad- "That's s**..."
Me- "Fine this one is better, Knock Knock"
Dad- "Who's there"
Me- "The chicken :)"
A joke I am stealing from a little girl
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
Me: ???
Her: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: It's the chicken!
A chicken joke
Son: Dad, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know. Why?
Son: To get to the ugly man's house.
Me: Hmm...
Son: Knock! Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Son: The Chicken!
Me: You're no son of mine.
My daughter pulled this on her aunt
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Aunt: I don't know. Why?
Her: To get to the old lady's house
Aunt: ???
Her: Knock knock
Aunt: Who's there?
Her: The chicken
My kids favorite knock knock joke
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C..**MOO!!**
.
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Interrupting Chicken.
*sigh* Interrupting Ch **BOCK BOCK BOCK!!!!**
.
Knock Knock
*sigh* Whose there?
Interrupting Fish.
*ponders* Interrupting F.. *SLAP! SLAP!* OW!!!
The actual best knock-knock joke ever.
This is my go-to knock-knock joke.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: Why?
You: To get to ugly's house —*chuckle like it's funny*
—*a few seconds later*
You: Knock knock!
Same friend: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: I don't know. Why?
Person 1: To get to the idiot's house.
Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: The chicken.
My six year old daughters first non-knock knock joke, told as a knock knock joke
Her: Knock Knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: Why did the chicken climb up the ladder and back down again?
Me: Sweetie, this isn't a how knock knock jokes work.
Her: Dad, this isn't a knock knock joke
Me: Okay.....
Her: To get to the other slide
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy one: to get to the idiot's house.
Guy two: that joke makes no sense
Guy one: yes it does. for example, knock knock
Guy two: whos'e there?
Guy one: the chicken.
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: Why did it?
Person 1: Because he wanted to visit his friend, who is mentally ill.
Person 2: Oh how sad
Person 1: Ok then. Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: The chicken
My six year old son told me a joke at dinner tonight and I absolutely loved it.
Son: "Knock, knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
Son: "A chicken"
Me: " "A chicken who?"
Son *interrupting*: "Pew pew pew pew pew!"
Me: .................?
Him: "Get it?! Like it's shooting eggs at you!"