The Best 35 Chicken Fried Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chicken Fried jokes. There are some chicken fried jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chicken fried puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chicken Fried Jokes and Puns

It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!"

So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

A man walks into a bar, and begins reading the menu overhead the smoking hot bartender.

The sign reads as follows:

* Nachos $4

* Hamburger $3

* Hotdog $2

* Grilled Chicken Sandwich $3

* Grilled Cheese $2

* Fries, Onion Rings, and Tater Tots $1.50

* Handjob $10

After he looks over the menu for a moment he asks the bartender, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" "Why yes I am." replies the bartender seductively. Then says the man, "Wash your hands! I'd like a hamburger."

Chinese Food is amazing

but I do find it hard to believe that a chicken fried this rice

A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope.

He offers a donation of ten million dollars to the church if the Pope agrees to change the words in the Lord's Prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken

The Pope apologizes and says he is not interested.

100 million dollars , says the KFC rep.

Again the Pope shakes his head and explains that these words are sacred.

One billion dollars. This is our final offer.

After some consideration of the sum of the donation that the church is about to receive, the Pope reluctantly agrees to the deal. He then returned to the Vatican and called a meeting of all the Cardinals.

I have good news and bad news, the Pontiff said. The good news is, I have managed to secure a donation of one billion dollars to our church. The bad news is, we've lost the Wonder Bread account.


Why do black people eat fried chicken?

Because it tastes good.

You can't fool me. I know chicken fried rice isn't real.

You expect me to believe a chicken fried this rice?

What are our names?

A hen and her chick are having a talk.
"Why do humans have names, but us chickens don't? All we have is chicken, or hen.", asks the chick.
"Well, humans may have names when they are ALIVE, but when they are dead, they are only called ghosts.", Says the hen, "but, we have lots of names when we are dead. Such as chicken curry, fried chicken, roast chicken...."

Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?

They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.

A drunk guy gets into a taxi..

-Ehh.. 'scuse me, driver... would it be okay if.. I left a few beers, some fried chicken, 2 tequila shots and some rice on your back seat?

-(confused)Ehm, sure.

*#vomits#*

Sorry people, I had to.

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

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What day do chickens hate most?

Fry-Day !

On what day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.

My Nephew's pet chicken died.

I couldn't help asking if the funeral will be fried or roasted.

Whats long, black and hard to cut into?

The line at ~~Kentucky Fried Chicken.~~ Popeyes
Edit Thanks /u/SatanicOnion

A hen is having a talk with its chick

Chick: Why do humans get names but we don't? We are only called hens, or chickens or roosters.

Hen: Well, WE might not get names but when we die, we have many names. Humans on the other hand, are only called zombies or ghosts.

Chick: What are we called when we die then?

Hen: Names such as, curry chicken, roast chicken, fried chicken..

A couple went out to eat ...

A couple went out to eat at a nice restaurant. The waiter came over to give them the specials of the night, "For our main courses, we have a nice roasted Salmon with a Cranberry-Mustard sauce or a tender Chicken fried steak." The lady replied that she'd have the salmon.

The waiter said, "Very good, madam. What about the vegetable?"

She said, "Oh, I'm sure he'll just order the Chicken Fried Steak."

I started a fried chicken joint. In order to be halal, the chickens must be killed in the traditional Islamic manner:

It's pretty hard getting the little explosive-filled vests on them, though.

Why do bulemics like Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Because it comes with a bucket.


Kentucky Fried Chicken just donated a large sum of money to a hospital

I heard they are calling it the Chicken Wing

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken have in common?

What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken have in common?
A: by the time your finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put the bone in.

What do the critically acclaimed Schindler's List and the famous children's movie Chicken Run have in common?

The tagline Escape or die frying .

Yo Mama so poor...

...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers.

What did the monk use to make fried chicken?

A deep friar.

What day of the week do chickens hate the most?

Fry-day

I always eat at this fried chicken place, the Cool Clucks Clan

My only criticism is that they don't serve dark meat

What day are chickens scared of?

Fri-day.

What did the Korean fried chicken wing say to the fried chicken leg?

Boy, I wish I could fry.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Yo hair so greasy, that you can survive off the fried chicken in food shortage.

What is Wakanda's national dish?

Fried T'Chicken

The sign in the bathroom at Kentucky Fried Chicken said...

..."Employees must lick fingers before returning to work."

Where do you buy illegal fried chicken

The black market

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