Chicken Fried Jokes
72 chicken fried jokes and hilarious chicken fried puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chicken fried that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Chicken Fried Short Jokes
Short chicken fried jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chicken fried humour may include short deep fried jokes also.
- You can't fool me. I know chicken fried rice isn't real. You expect me to believe a chicken fried this rice?
- Why is Chick-fil-a so successful? They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.
- What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
- You Know It's Hot When ... Cows are giving evaporated milk ...
Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs ...
Catfish are already fried when caught ...
Jehovah Witnesses start telemarketing ... - I fed my chickens a chicken wing... I guess you could say they enjoyed themselves. *ba dum tss*
- Why did the chicken cross the state line? He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
- What do the critically acclaimed Schindler's List and the famous children's movie Chicken Run have in common? The tagline Escape or die frying .
- I always eat at this fried chicken place, the Cool Clucks Clan My only criticism is that they don't serve dark meat
- What did the Korean fried chicken wing say to the fried chicken leg? Boy, I wish I could fry.
- The sign in the bathroom at Kentucky Fried Chicken said... ..."Employees must lick fingers before returning to work."
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Chicken Fried One Liners
Which chicken fried one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chicken fried? I can suggest the ones about fried chicken and kentucky fried.
- Where was the first chicken fried? In Greece.
- Chinese Food is amazing but I do find it hard to believe that a chicken fried this rice
- Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.
- What day do chickens hate most? Fry-Day !
- What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak? Teaching the chicken to cook
- What did the monk use to make fried chicken? A deep friar.
- What is Wakanda's national dish? Fried T'Chicken
- What is United States of America's national bird? Fried chicken
- Why did the chicken get a lawyer Because he knew he was going to get fried in court
- How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!
- What makes fried chicken fried chicken ? The chicken is fr(i)eed from its life.
- A chicken was fried.. A chicken died, it was fried, it tried
- What do you call a pressure cooker bomb in New York? All American Fried Chicken!
- What did the kitten order at the Chinese restaurant? Fried mice and Kung meow chicken
- My girl friend asked me to make her some fried chicken... So I fried up some eggs.
Quirky and Hilarious Chicken Fried Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about chicken fried you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chicken fingers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chicken fried pranks.
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A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather's farm.
The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. "What is it?" he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said," It- it's- IT'S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!"
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A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather's farm.
The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. "What is it?" he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said," It- it's- IT'S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!"
A year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.
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A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather's farm.
The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. "What is it?" he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said," It- it's- IT'S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!"
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
A Black man, a Mexican and a Polish man are at a construction site
A Black man, a Mexican and a Polish man are at a construction site having lunch. The black man opens up his lunch and says "If I get fried chicken for lunch again, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opens up his lunch and says "If I get a burrito for lunch again, I'm going to jump off this building." The Polish guy opens his lunch and says "If I get a bologna sandwich for lunch again, I'm going to jump off this building."
The next day the three men are having lunch. They all open up their lunches and see they've all got the same thing from the day before and proceed to jump to their deaths.
Their wives get to talking at the wake when the black mans wife says "If I knew he didn't like fried chicken, I would've never put it in his lunch." The Mexican mans wife says "If I knew he didn't like burritos, I would've never put it in his lunch." When they turn to the Polish mans wife she says "Don't look at me, he made his own lunch."
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now..
chicken, pork and beef
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
A couple went out to eat ...
A couple went out to eat at a nice restaurant. The waiter came over to give them the specials of the night, "For our main courses, we have a nice roasted Salmon with a Cranberry-Mustard sauce or a tender Chicken fried steak." The lady replied that she'd have the salmon.
The waiter said, "Very good, madam. What about the vegetable?"
She said, "Oh, I'm sure he'll just order the Chicken Fried Steak."
I like my men how I like my fried Chicken
Extra Skin.
A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope.
He offers a donation of ten million dollars to the church if the Pope agrees to change the words in the Lord's Prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken
The Pope apologizes and says he is not interested.
100 million dollars , says the KFC rep.
Again the Pope shakes his head and explains that these words are sacred.
One billion dollars. This is our final offer.
After some consideration of the sum of the donation that the church is about to receive, the Pope reluctantly agrees to the deal. He then returned to the Vatican and called a meeting of all the Cardinals.
I have good news and bad news, the Pontiff said. The good news is, I have managed to secure a donation of one billion dollars to our church. The bad news is, we've lost the Wonder Bread account.
My barber said this today
I used to put out fires at the local airport and I had marshmallows in my toolbox. They thought I was a little weird, but I told 'em "More often than not, you're just gonna sit back and watch it burn anyway, might as well have some marshmallows."
One day an experimental plane crashed with six passengers, they burned up pretty bad and the chief brought us fried chicken for lunch. Nobody really wanted fried chicken for lunch after seeing those bodies, I think he was a bit on the mean side. Besides, I had just had marshmallows.
Why do black people like fried chicken?
Because its delicious.
You know who else likes fried chicken and watermelon?
Everyone!!!!
What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?
A fried Chicken leg
Cletus and Ricky make a bet.
Cletus was having an unlucky day fishing at the creek as he spots Ricky walking towards him with a large bag over his shoulder. Cletus asks Ricky "what's in the bag?" Ricky replies that its a bag full of chickens. Cletus, hungry and with no fish to fry, asks Ricky "Say, how about if I guess how many chickens you got in the bag, you let me have one of 'em?" Ricky tells Cletus, "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this bag I'll let you have all five of them."
Burger King: Have a chicken fry again!
But Sensei, I thought they could arways fry
Why does Michelle Obama love fried chicken?
Because it goes great with steamed Barack-oli.
Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?
To keep the flies off the fried chicken.
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My Nephew's pet chicken died.
I couldn't help asking if the f**... will be fried or roasted.
Who makes the best fried chicken?
Crispin Glover.
A gay nightclub started serving fried chicken.
What would you like, white meat or dark meat?
Why did a Chinese restaurant in Brooklyn start charging more for its Kung Pao chicken?
It was "gentry fried."
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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?
Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.
What are our names?
A hen and her chick are having a talk.
"Why do humans have names, but us chickens don't? All we have is chicken, or hen.", asks the chick.
"Well, humans may have names when they are ALIVE, but when they are dead, they are only called ghosts.", Says the hen, "but, we have lots of names when we are dead. Such as chicken curry, fried chicken, roast chicken...."
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I started a fried chicken joint. In order to be halal, the chickens must be killed in the traditional Islamic manner:
It's pretty hard getting the little explosive-filled vests on them, though.
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I ordered some German Fried Chicken
It was Jewsy.
It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!"
So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.
I don't trust my friend's southern fried chicken recipe, and that last mouthful was suspiciously crunchy.
Something's afoot.
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Where do you buy i**... fried chicken
The black market
A drunk guy gets into a taxi..
-Ehh.. 'scuse me, driver... would it be okay if.. I left a few beers, some fried chicken, 2 tequila shots and some rice on your back seat?
-(confused)Ehm, sure.
*#vomits#*
Sorry people, I had to.
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A man is in diner with his two young boys...
The waitress comes to the table to take their order. The man says, "I'll have the chicken fried steak."
She jots that down and asks the oldest boy "What would you like, sweetie?"
The boys answers, "I'll have a g**... cheeseburger."
The father angrily backhands the boy.
The waitress asks the other boy, "What would you like, hon?"
The boy says, "Well... I don't know. But you can bet your sweet a**... I ain't gonna have a g**... cheeseburger!"