Chicken Fingers Jokes
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Why did the rooster buy mittens?
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold.
I'll leave now
Proper Etiquette
Q: Is it proper etiquette to eat chicken with the fingers?
A: No, the fingers should be eaten separately.
The sign in the bathroom at Kentucky Fried Chicken said...
..."Employees must lick fingers before returning to work."
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall.
What do chicken fingers and angry old men have in common?
Raising Canes
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How do you finger a chicken?
The same way you stick a fish.
I just ate raw chicken fingers
And then I threw up gang signs.
Location Location Location!
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton.
The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting.
The customer picks up the glass, smells the wine, and puts it down on the table with a thud. "This is not the 1928 Mouton."
The waiter assures him it is, and soon there are another twenty people surrounding the table, including the chef and the manager trying to convince the man that the wine is the 1928 Mouton.
Finally someone asks him how he knows that it is not the 1928 Mouton.
"My name is Phillipe de Rothschild, and I make the wine."
Finally, the original waiter steps forward and admits that he poured the Clerc Milon 1928. "I could not bear to part with our last bottle of 1928 Mouton. You know Clerc Milon, it is in the same village as Mouton, you pick the grapes at the same time, the same cepage, you crush in the same way, you put them into similar barrels. You bottle at the same time, you even use eggs from the same chickens to fine them. The wines are the same, except for a small matter of geographic location."
Rothschild beckons the waiter forward, and whispers to him, "When you return home tonight, ask your girlfriend to remove her underwear. Put one finger in one opening, another finger in the other, then smell both the fingers. You will understand what difference a small distance in geographic location makes"
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