Chicken Feather Jokes

27 chicken feather jokes and hilarious chicken feather puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chicken feather that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Chicken Feather Short Jokes

Short chicken feather jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chicken feather humour may include short feathers jokes also.

  1. What weighs more, a pound of gold or a pound of feathers? A pound of feathers, because you also have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor chickens.
  2. What do a grape and a chicken have in common? They both have feathers, except for the grape.
  3. Do you know the number one use for chicken feathers in Indiana? Its to cover all the chickens!
  4. What is the difference between k**... and perverted? k**... is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
  5. Where is the line between romance and p**...? Romance is s**... a woman tenderly with a feather.
    p**... is when that feather is still attached to the chicken.
  6. What is the the difference between e**... and k**...? e**... is using a feather... k**... is using the whole chicken.
  7. k**... Q: What is the diffrence between e**... and k**...?
    A: e**... is using a feather .....k**... is using the whole chicken
  8. Do you know the difference between e**... and perverted? An e**... person will use a feather on their partner.
    A perverted person uses the whole chicken.
  9. difference between e**... and k**... e**... is is rubbing a feather all over your lover; k**... is using the chicken.
  10. What's the difference between a k**... person and a pervert? A k**... person uses a feather. A Pervert uses the whole chicken.
    Bonus:: Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Feather One Liners

Which chicken feather one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chicken feather? I can suggest the ones about duck feather and chicken egg.

  1. Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside
  2. What part of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside.
  3. What do you call a chicken without feathers? Dinner!
  4. s**... is being tickled with a feather... k**... is being tickled with a chicken
  5. e**... is using a feather, k**... is using the whole chicken...

Chicken Feather Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about chicken feather you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chicken jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chicken feather pranks.

The teacher tells little Jack, "I'm going to describe an animal and you have to guess what it is."

"It lives on a farm and gives milk"
"A cow?"
"That's correct too, but I meant a goat. What lives on a farm, has feathers and lays eggs?"
"A chicken"
"That's correct too but I meant a duck."
Little Jack, getting annoyed, asks the teacher: "What goes into your mouth hard, and comes out soft and wet?"
The teacher starts blushing.
"That's correct too but I meant chewing gum."

What's the difference between e**... and pervert?

e**... is when he tickles you with a feather.
Pervert is when the chicken is still attached.

Whats the difference between being k**... and perverted.

When your k**... you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken.

Idiot question and answer

Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
Q: What's a flea's favorite way to travel?
A: Itch-hiking.
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.

What's the difference between a k**... guy and a pervert?

"The k**... guy uses the feather but the pervert uses the whole chicken"
As told to me by the old guy who sat next to me on the plane

What's the difference between s**... and k**...?

s**... is when you use the feather.
k**... is when you use the whole chicken.

What's the difference between erotica and p**...?

Erotica is when you do it with a feather. p**... is when you do it with a chicken.