Chicken Feather Jokes
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What is the difference between k**... and perverted?
k**... is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside
The teacher tells little Jack, "I'm going to describe an animal and you have to guess what it is."
"It lives on a farm and gives milk"
"A cow?"
"That's correct too, but I meant a goat. What lives on a farm, has feathers and lays eggs?"
"A chicken"
"That's correct too but I meant a duck."
Little Jack, getting annoyed, asks the teacher: "What goes into your mouth hard, and comes out soft and wet?"
The teacher starts blushing.
"That's correct too but I meant chewing gum."
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Where is the line between romance and p**...?
Romance is s**... a woman tenderly with a feather.
p**... is when that feather is still attached to the chicken.
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difference between e**... and k**...
e**... is is rubbing a feather all over your lover; k**... is using the chicken.
Idiot question and answer
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
Q: What's a flea's favorite way to travel?
A: Itch-hiking.
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.
What part of the chicken has the most feathers?
The outside.
What do a grape and a chicken have in common?
They both have feathers, except for the grape.
Do you know the number one use for chicken feathers in Indiana?
Its to cover all the chickens!
What do you call a chicken without feathers?
Dinner!
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