Chicken Egg Jokes
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Short chicken egg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chicken egg humour may include short chicken and egg jokes also.
- A man goes to a halloween party dressed up as a chicken and he meets a girl dressed up as an egg. The answer is the chicken.
- I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken. Met a girl dressed as an egg. A question as old as time was answered The chicken
- A guy dressed as a Chicken for Halloween finds a girl dressed as an egg. Apparently the answer is Chicken.
- Went out last night dressed as a chicken and got with a girl dressed as an egg A life long question was answered. It was the chicken
- I asked my wife, Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Without hesitation, she sighed and said, The rooster did. The rooster always comes first.
- I went out dressed as a chicken last night. and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and a lifelong question was answered; it was the chicken.
- I went to a party dressed as an egg and I hooked up with a guy dressed as a chicken.
I guess we have an answer to that age old question.
It was the chicken. - I came up with this when I was three years old. What do you call an egg that's scared?
A chicken egg. - A chicken and an egg are laying in bed... When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says " Well I guess that answers that question."
- Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed... Egg says in a angry huff "I guess we answered THAT question!"
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Chicken Egg One Liners
Which chicken egg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chicken egg? I can suggest the ones about chicken and chicken feather.
- I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon today I'll let you know.
- I just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon. I'll let you know.
- I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know what comes first.
- I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon.... I want to see which one comes first.
- I own a chicken that counts her own eggs. She's a mathamachicken.
- What came first, the chicken or the egg? The Rooster. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Why do easter eggs hide? Because they're little chickens.
- I ordered a chicken and an egg online I'll let you know...
- Ebay is great! I just ordered a chicken and an egg. We shall see what one comes first.
- What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill? Egg rolls.
- I ate a salad today and it contained both eggs and chicken I didn't know where to start.
- I bought a chicken and an egg off of Amazon today... I'll let you know.
- What sound do French chickens make when they lay eggs? OEUF!
- I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know.
- I just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon. I'll keep you posted.
Humorous Chicken Egg Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about chicken egg you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eggs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chicken egg pranks.
A chicken and an egg are in bed together...
After a couple minutes of awkward fumbling, the chicken sits up, turns the light on, and lights a cigarette. With obvious frustration, the egg says, "Well I guess that answers that question."
Why do chickens lay eggs?
To confuse philosophers.
So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.
The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."
The homeless man and the farmer
A homeless man comes up to a farmers house and knocks on the door, when the farmer answers, the homeless man asks "May i spend the night?" to which the farmer replies, "Sure, but you're going to have to sleep in the stable." So the homeless man agrees and sleeps in the stable with all the animals.
In the morning the farmer comes in and asks "How did you sleep?" and the homeless man says "I slept good. And I talked to your animals too." the farmer says, "Really?"
"Yes, I talked to the chickens," he responded, "and they said that you come in every morning at 4am to collect the eggs."
"Wow," the farmer says, "That's right!"
"I also talked to the cows," the homeless man continued, "And they told me every morning at 5am, you milk them"
"That's amazing!" the farmer responds.
"I also talked to the sheep, and they said-"
"THOSE SHEEP ARE LIARS!!!!"
This one's incredibly old, but it's still as funny to me today as it was 500 years ago
So a man goes to a psychiatrist and tell the man, "Sir, my brother thinks he's a chicken." So the psychiatrist replies, "Well then, why don't you bring him in?" Then the man tells him, "Well, sir, I would, but we need the eggs."
A CHICKEN AND AN EGG
A chicken and an egg walked into a hotel room. 20 minutes later the chicken came out smoking a cigarette and said, "Well, I guess that solves that question."
A pig and a chicken want to open a new restaurant...
The pig asks what they would name it. The Chicken says, "why not eggs and ham?" The pig said no because that would require full commitment from him and left.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
The chicken and the egg were lying in bed after having s**......
The chicken sighed happily, fluffed the pillows, and lit up a cigarette. The egg frowned and then rolled over in bed. "Well I guess that answers *that* question." he muttered.
The Chicken or The Egg
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette.
The egg rolls over in satisfaction and says, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
Gave a homeless guy a dollar and got this joke...
What came first - the chicken, or the egg?
Neither. The rooster always comes first.
A Chicken and an Egg are sitting in bed. The Egg looks depressed; the Chicken satisfied.
Not much of a joke, but it solves which came first.
From my 3yr old nephew: Why do chickens sit on their eggs?
Because they don't have chairs.
Why do chickens sit on eggs?
Because they don't have any chairs.
Source: my five-year-old.
I heard we're doing egg and chicken jokes
An egg and a chicken are in bed getting it on when the egg rolls over and lights a cigarette. The chicken replies "I guess that settles it."
I'm planning on having a three-some with a chicken and an egg tonight
I'll let you know.
How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?
With the chicken still around it
The answer to the most pressing question in human history
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and has a smile on its face. The egg is staring at the ceiling with a frown on its face. The egg mutters under its breath 'well, I guess we answered That question.'
My go-to joke: Chicken walks into a bar...
A chicken walks into a bar, meets an egg. They go home together and the sleep together, and when they're done the chicken rolls over in bed, lights a cigarette, takes a drag, and says, "Well, I guess that answers *that* question."
It's Easter Sunday morning...
... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.
A chicken and an egg were lying in bed...
..when the chicken turned to the egg, puffed from his cigarette, and said "Well that answers THAT question!".
The chicken and the egg lay in bed together sharing a cigarette...
The chicken turns to the egg and says, "well, I guess we answered that one."
Just ordered a chicken and and an egg off ebay...
Will let you know the results soon.
What does the fat cow give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the little chicken give you?"
Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the squealy pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
A kindergarten teacher asks her students what animals provide us...
She said, "What does a chicken give us?" and the students replied, "Eggs". She then asked, "What does a pig give us?" and the students replied a joyous "Bacon". Finally she asked "What does a cow give us?" and before anyone could answer little Johnny said "Homework".
Joke provided by my ten year old son.
What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken pulls out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, upset, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
An egg and a chicken just finished having s**......
The egg rolls over, lights a cigarette, and says "well, I guess that settles that."
Just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon
I'll be sure to let you know which one wins so we can settle this once and for all.
The chicken and egg have s**...
The chicken, enjoying a post c**... cigarette, turns to the egg and says
"Well, that answered that old question"
Went to the party dressed as a chicken last night.
Went to a party dressed as a chicken last night, and got with a girl who was dressed as an egg - a life long question was answered. It was the chicken.
Chicken and an egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
Not the egg!
Last night, I went to a Halloween party. I showed up dressed as a chicken and met a girl who was dressed as an egg.
One thing led to another and a question of the ages was discovered. IT WAS THE CHICKEN!
I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken, and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Things happened but in the end, we answered a life-long question...
The chicken came first.
A first grade teacher was trying to teach her students about animals
She said "What does the fat Cow give us?"
Her students shouted out "Milk!" Unanimously.
She then said "Well done! Now, what does the fluffy chicken give us?"
Her students responded with "Eggs!"
She then said "Good work! Now for the last question. What does the big pig give us?"
Her students paused for a moment and they all shouted "Homework!"
The chicken and the egg are in their rooms m**...
I'll let you know which one comes first
Did you all hear about the chicken that swallowed the yo-yo?
Laid the same egg 44 times!
A chicken and an egg just finished having s**...
The egg starts smoking a cigarette and says "well I guess we know the answer to that question".
Eggs and bacon
A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime's commitment for a pig.
God allows animals to ask him one question...
The giraffe: God why do I have this long neck?
God: to be able to get the finest leaves.
The rihno: why is my skin so heavy and thick?
God: because your skin is your armor and its role is to protect you from your enemies.
The chicken: I don't care, so please don't even try explain! You make the hole bigger or the egg smaller.
I'm writing a southern rock song about chicken eggs...
...it's called "Prebird"
A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the doctor.
The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."
The Easter massacre
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock
I am currently s**... a chicken and an egg...(n**...)
I'll let you know.
Who came first?
I went out last night dressed as a chicken and ended up getting with a girl who was dressed as an egg. A lifelong question has been answered; it was the chicken.
A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette.
The egg says to herself, "I guess we answered that question."
There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast.
On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
The Chicken and the Egg are lying in bed...
The Chicken takes a drag of a cigarette and says... "Well, I guess that answers that question..."
I ordered a chicken and egg on Amazon today....
Now all we have to do is wait..
What does an evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs
A chicken and an egg lay in bed smoking cigarettes.
The egg says, "well, that answers that old question."
My friend is a magician and he said he could make a chicken hatch back into an egg
But first he would need to add a rear door to the chicken coupe
"Doctor, my brother is crazy. He thinks he is a chicken."
"Well, why don't you commit him to a mental asylum?"
"I would, but I need the eggs."
The teacher tells little Jack, "I'm going to describe an animal and you have to guess what it is."
"It lives on a farm and gives milk"
"A cow?"
"That's correct too, but I meant a goat. What lives on a farm, has feathers and lays eggs?"
"A chicken"
"That's correct too but I meant a duck."
Little Jack, getting annoyed, asks the teacher: "What goes into your mouth hard, and comes out soft and wet?"
The teacher starts blushing.
"That's correct too but I meant chewing gum."
Joke my physics teacher told us
A farmer has a bunch of chickens who aren't laying eggs. Puzzled, he enlists the help of a physicist to try and work out the problem. The physicist went away and did his calculations, then came back a week later.
'I have a solution to your problem, but...' the physicist said.
'But what?' Said the farmer.
'It only works for circular chickens in a vacuum.'
A teacher in class with her students
+ Alright kids, so what does the chicken give us?
- Eggs! They answer in unison.
+ Very good! And what does the pig give us?
- Meat!
+ Excellent! And how about the cow?
- Homework!
What are eggs?
Chickens in a nutshell.
I wonder
I wonder if I have ever eaten an egg laid by a chicken I have also eaten.
When is was a kid, mum used to send me the shops wtih 50p. i could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book...
You can't do this nowadays though because of CCTV.
My close friend Elaine went to a party
dressed as an Egg and made out with a guy who was dressed as a Chicken.
She told me later that a lifelong question was answered that night. It was the chicken.
Chicken and an egg have s**...
Afterwards, the Chicken lights a cigeratte and says: I guess that answers that question.
I'm jerking an egg and a chicken off...
... I'll let you know.
A chicken and an egg are in bed
A chicken and an egg are in bed together.
The chicken has her arms crossed and is glaring at the egg.
The egg has an amused look on his face and is smoking a cigarette.
After few moments the chicken says:
Well I guess we answered THAT question.
Why did the chicken have s**... with the egg?
To see who came first.
